#noah headcanons

[deuchess]

random headcanon:

Noah’s lockscreen is the same generic one that came with the phone.

[early2000smovieimagines]

Meeting and Dating Noah

(My gif/I must admit, he’s cute but he’s a gross person)(Requested by anonymous)

- You met Noah at one of his parties. You never would have gone on your own free will but your friend dragged you to it, telling you it was a fundraiser for animals.

- It took everything you had in you not to walk out the instant you saw the state of the place. Sure, parties were fine but this was just chaos where it didn’t belong. Animals wandering around, girls laying on operation tables, beer bottles in empty kennels, it was a disaster. But your friend had already disappeared inside the crowd and you weren’t about to be pushed around by strangers just to fail at convincing her to leave.

- Unbeknownst to you, you’d caught the eye of a certain scumbag. As soon as you entered the room, Noah’s eyes had locked on you, his mouth going dry and the world around him coming to a halt. You didn’t notice him until later when he pushed his way through the dancing crowd to sit next to you.

- You’d resigned yourself to playing with one of the kittens/puppies as you sat as far away from the mass of bodies as you could. He struck up a conversation with you as you tried to be as polite as possible, you were really in no mood to talk but you felt bad telling him to buzz off.

- Thankfully, he had enough sense not to try and drug the girl he was actually considering dating. Just as you were about to get past the awkward pickup line and conversation phase you noticed your friend stumbling about. You immediately ditched him without another word, going to check on her as his stomach dropped.

- He noticed you leaving with your friend a few minutes later and found himself unable to relax for the rest of the night. He tried to forget about it but for the first time in his life he felt genuinely bad for what him and his friends had done.

- He didn’t get to see you again until a few days later when you ran into each other at a coffee shop near the school. He hesitantly approached and greeted you, anticipating a furious response. He soon realized he wasn’t going to get one as you apologized for running out on him, explaining that your friend had too much to drink and got really sick.

- He nervously chuckled, telling you it was alright as he mentally promised to throw out all his pills once he got home. He followed you out of the shop, forgetting the fact that he wanted to get himself coffee as he asked if you were free.

“Yeah, I guess so. What did you have in mind?”

- Fast forward an hour and you’re making out in his dorm room. Between kisses he was asking questions about you; your interests, your major, where you come from, etc. He was quiet as you pulled away, getting ready to go back to your own dorm after he warned that his roommates would be getting back soon. But then he piped up again, asking if you liked bowling.

- And that’s how you found yourself in a bowling alley, goofing off with the guy you were previously battling tongues with. By the end of the night you were excited to see him again... and he was ecstatic that you actually liked him without him needing to get you drunk.

- Noah kind of had an epiphany when the two of you started dating. He realized just how good actual relationships could be. A really hot girl who actually liked him and was willing to let him into her pants? Sign him up!

- So much pda, he constantly wants to touch you and show the world that you’re his. 

- You definitely get a lot of nicknames, many of them are sarcastic but you don’t entirely mind. 

- He loves having you kiss his cheek. He probably gives you his signature laugh in response a lot of the time. 

- Laughing just because of his laugh. 

- Going to the nail and hair salon together. He likes being pampered so he’s always willing to do face masks with you as well. 

- Taking walks around the city. A lot of your dates are just the two of you wandering around and enjoying each others company. 

- Random spontaneous dates. You rarely ever actually plan to do what the two of you end up doing when you’re together. 

- Hand holding. 

- He caves easy, give him a little pout and your best puppy dog eyes and you’ve got him wrapped around your finger. 

- He can be helpful when he wants to be, he just doesn’t often want to be. If you ask him to do something, he’ll do it without thinking (unless his friends are around). Just don’t ask him  to help you in advance because all he’ll do in the meantime is complain. 

- Everyone kind of thinks his ideas are shit and constantly put him down so he really appreciates you actually listening to him and occasionally taking his advice. It’s one of the ways you managed to worm your way into his heart: making him feel important. 

- Getting him to actually study once in a while. He begs you to do his assignments for him but gladly accepts your help when he knows that’s all he’ll get out of you. 

- Sitting on his lap. 

- When the two of you cuddle he’s either the big spoon or sleeps with his face directly on your boobs and his arm wrapped around you. Whenever he’s the big spoon he wraps his entire body around you; arms, legs, etc. You cant escape. 

- He likes grabbing you from behind and pulling the both of you onto the couch/your bed. He enjoys the squeal he’s able to get out of you whenever he does it. 

- Pranks. He just likes fucking with you in general, he thinks your reactions are hilarious. 

- Noah isn’t exactly known for his compassion so don’t expect to receive the best boyfriend ever. He isn’t a total lost cause though, with a little “training”, for lack of a better word, he could definitely change his tune. Either way, he treats you better than anyone else even before you try to help straighten him out a little. 

- You try your best to stop him from going through with some of his more... awful plans. 

- Smart ass comments, you gotta know how to receive and deliver to survive in this relationship. 

- Weird questions. You really don’t know where his mind comes up with half the shit he asks you. 

- Random weird facts brought on by nothing in particular. You’ve learned so much yet nothing of much importance. 

- I’m to tell you this but your boyfriend kind of has no filter. You’ve had to swoop in and save his ass a countless number of times. 

- Obviously he’s a bit of a fashion disaster. Thankfully, you’ve managed to convince him to get rid of a few things which you promptly took home and destroyed. Those sunglasses can’t hurt you any more Earth; I promise.

- Hour long make out sessions. When his lips are on yours he’s a happy man. 

- Swapping accessories.

- Helping him plan and set up for his parties. 

- Coffee dates. 

- Having to scold him for falling asleep while tanning. It’s kind of hard for him to feel like he made a bad decision when you’re rubbing lotion on him. 

- Noah would definitely be the kind of guy who gets jealous easily. He doesn't think he’s good enough to get girls without help from a little white pill. How do you think he’d react to a guy who has charm and wants his girl who he thinks is out of his league?

- To say that you aren’t fond of his friends is definitely a bit of an understatement. They bring out the worst in him but you kind of just have to put up with them. 

- Having him lay his head in your lap. He lies on top of you a lot in general; he enjoys your squishiness very much. 

- As much as he “tries to get along with everybody”, he isn't afraid to tell someone no or to go away for you. He’s just a blunt person who couldn't be arsed with anybody else’s feeling, well, besides yours. 

- Becoming friends with Paul just to push his buttons. You think it’s good for him to be bothered every once in a while, it throws him off and usually makes him act like less of an ass. 

- There’s a lot of sex and that’s just a fact. There’s no getting around it, homedogs hornier than a rabbit on Viagra. 

- He has a weirdly good grasp on all things sexual so you really don’t mind all that much.

- You kind of have to be into partying to hang out with him. If you don’t like to party you barely exist to him and his friends. 

- Your boyfriends kind of a pothead so expect to deal with “high as a kite” Noah at least a few times. He’s more than happy to share with you if that’s your cup of tea as well. 

- Sometimes a girl just needs to turn on a lame tv show/movie and make fun of people with her boyfriend. Gossiping and shit talking people, both from tv and real life, is a common occurrence in your relationship. 

- He compliments you every now and again but they usually aren’t the kind of compliments you prefer hearing. He often just calls you hot or says you “look good”, granted it’s not the worst but it’s also not very romantic either. 

- Noah isn't the kind of guy to say “I love you”. He tries his best to show it but Rome wasn’t built in a day; he’s still getting used to actual, meaningful relationships. 

- He definitely transferred into a few of your classes after the two of you got together. He didn't even tell you he was switching, he just showed up to your English class one day. 

- During the holidays, he took you to meet his parents who were very happy to see that he finally found a nice girl to “settle down with”. You probably aren’t too keen on introducing him to your parents but he tries to be on his best behavior if you are. 

- When you find out about his past actions with the girls at his parties you definitely break up with him for a while. Finding out that your boyfriend used to roofie people kind of puts a damper on your relationship, doesn't it?

- He always has to be right, it’s one of the most aggravating things about him. He thinks he can do no wrong or that he always knows best which is kind of ironic, don’t you think?

- He never really apologizes whenever the two of you are fighting, he just tries to get you to calm down and  “talk”. Don’t be fooled, the “talking” is useless since he isn't ever willing to admit he did anything wrong. Oftentimes you just have to walk away before things get even worse.

- Once you give him the silent treatment for a while, he’s itching to do whatever it takes to make things alright between the two of you. So in the end you get your apology even if it takes a little time.

- Even though it might not feel like it all the time, he really does care for you and is glad you put up with him. 

[deuchess]

Noah headcanons: ❤️

6’2

owns a vinyl record player, prefers to listen to his music on it

for sure prefers old school music

isn’t that good when it comes to new types electronics, would probably need help with fixing his laptop

doesn’t get social media and never bothered to learn about it

if he did get an account, he’d keep it private, and barely use it

he’s like a young grandpa :)

has a brother and a sister, at least 5 years older than them

really good kisser, i think he’s the best one out of all of the guys

got into squiddles because one of his siblings was into it

lowkey likes it when mc teases him about it

i think he prefers to take picture with an actual camera than on his phone

neutral coloured wardrobe

would love to share different opinions about anything really

he’s got some strech marks on his shoulders, most guys i know with broad shoulders have them, so i think he does too

caressing touches

will just randomly brush his finger down your cheek or shoulder <3

Got the faceclaim from @ariendiel 💓

[deuchess]

The s2 LIs x Instagram 📸:

Aka, what some of the love interests would post on their insta accounts

Gary: he says he hates it when people posts pictures of their food on social media, so I don’t think he’s got any pics of nans roast up on his feed, unfortunately. i reckon he mostly posts pictures of him and his friends, often out at a pub, maybe some crane pics, stuff he’s built and possibly some throwbacks with him and nan. he probably has some pics of his girlfriend, but there isn’t too many. his captions are either pretty funny like: “throwback to when nan slapped me into the next century” or it’s just something bland with lots of hashtags.

Noah: i don’t think he has that many posts. with the few he has, i don’t think he’s in any of them. there might be a pic or two of him and his girlfriend, but you’ll never catch him posting a selfie by himself. he keeps his personal life private most of the time. i’m positive some scenery is most common for him on insta.

Marisol: her feed is currently neat and pretty, but if you scroll far enough down, it’s filled with badly taken selfies from weird angles and pictures of her coffee cups, books and whatever she happened to be around that day, she also used to use those badly coloured filters everyone used in 2014.

Bobby: i’m very sure he posts most of his meals on his insta story, it’s only the dishes he’s really proud of that gets its own post. he’s got pictures with his friends, but they’re all goofy looking. you won’t find a single selfie or picture of him on there where he’s trying to look sexy. also, there are so many pictures of mc on there. he also has some fun captions with lots of emojis and he’s always commenting on everyone’s posts. he answers a lot of comments on his own posts too.

Elisa: she’s an influencer, so her feed has to be good looking. it’s mostly pictures of her, so yes, good looking indeed. most of her content consists of advertisements for different brands, so there’s always an account tagged in her pics. a couple of scenery pics are there too, mostly from the fancy places she’s been to. there’s always something new to watch on her story since she posts close to everything she does on there.

Henrik: there is no strucure there. you’ll never know what he might post next. one thing though, he looks exactly the same in every selfie, because he smiles the exact same way in all of them, and take them from the same angle.

Arjun: you already know that he’s got a ton of pictures of himself with that cheeky smirk of his, they’re also mostly of him without his shirt. he’s got more pics of himself than of dogs, but there are some dogs on there too. there’s also always a cheesy pickup line in his caption.

[deuchess]

i rarely see noah headcanons! they’d be cool if you want stuff to do

i made some Noah headcanons a while ago here but i‘ve got a few more now

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cafe dates are definite. he’ll try something new and tell you what he thinks about it

binge watches reality shows. he sits quietly and watches, shaking his head from time to time in disappointment

he’d want to do your hair and help with your makeup

holds your hand while you’re reading seperate books

unwittingly smiles when he sees you across the room

a good cook, but doesn’t brag about it. loves making soup or anything creamy

makes you come sit with him on the balcony to admire the stars together

not an intentional joker, but funny in his own way

likes vanilla cake

he hums when he’s doing peaceful chores like watering the plants

enjoys taking walks around his area hand in hand with you

[deuchess]

where would the ideal vacation spot be for the s2 lis?

i lowkey just want to say all the countries my family lives in, anyway here’s what i came up with:

Bobby: jamaica maybe? i have a feeling he visited there a bit as a kid and loved spending time with his family. i also don’t think he’s been there for a while, so he’d like to go back. other than that, he’d like to just go somewhere tropical seeing as he never stops complaining about how cold Glasgow is.

Carl: if he had his way you’d stay home forever and he could do his work uninterrupted. he likes routines, so a nice hotel where he could easily settle in would be nice. somewhere not too loud, cause he’d still probably have to take some stupid work related phone calls.

Gary: I know canon says he would like to go abroad, but i don’t honestly think he’s been much outside of the UK, i think that’s where he’d prefer to travel ngl.

Noah: him and Hope wanted to go to Bali, so i’m guessing he likes tropical places like that. i can see him liking Greece for some reason. maybe it’s only because he had a blue and white striped shirt at prom which just reminds me of the greek flag -> 🇬🇷

Henrik: one of the Nordic countries!! i may be a bit biased about this, but he’d love to see the nature.

Elisa: the most fanciest and expensive places. Paris, Geneva, Copenhagen and Venice are all places she would like to visit.

Jakub: yeah i’m doing Jakub and i’m going with Germany here, it just makes sense to me.

[inkandichxr]

Noah is definitely a verse top but sometimes he likes to indulge in a slutty bottom fantasy life.