Everybody ready for my most cursed Discworld theory? Brace yourselves:
Nobby Nobbs is a Hobbit.
Evidence: All those jokes about not thinking he's human, he has a signed note from the Patrician saying he is, etc.
He disappears easily and turns up in unexpected places.
Known for making small items of value disappear.
Is shorter than average, I believe he's compared to one of the dwarves at one point.
Enjoys folk dancing.
Anyway, hobbits are the only "fantasy" race that don't appear on the Discworld at all (though a Gollum-like creature does interact with the witches at one point). I'm sure it's because the word is still firmly under copywrite.
But Nobby Nobbs being a hobbit is super funny when you think about it.















