✩ - Even though we haven't plotted anything ... yet.
The Ultimate Relationship Tag
Send ‘✩’ for the following:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Erm both?Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Jesus probablyWho actually keeps their word and leaves? DarylWho trashes the house? Both probablyDo either of them get physical? Yes (their first meeting ring a bell)How often do they argue/disagree? OftenWho is the first to apologise? Depends
Who is on top? either???Who is on the bottom? either??Who has the strangest desires? no ideaAny kinks? erm....Who’s dominant in bed? darylIs head ever in the equation? yesIf so, who is better at performing it? both i thinkEver had sex in public? probablyWho moans the most? erm........bothWho leaves the most marks? jesusWho screams the loudest? jesusWho is the more experienced of the two? ermDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? bothRough or soft? rough mostlyHow long do they usually last? dependsIs protection used? ermDoes it ever get boring? nopeWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? i dont know
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?If so, how many children do your muses want/have?Who is the favorite parent?Who is the authoritative parent?Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?Who goes to parent teacher interviews?Who changes the diapers?Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Who spends the most time with the children?Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’?Who cleans up after the kids?Who worries the most?Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Who likes to cuddle? JesusWho is the little spoon? JesusWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? erm.....Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Jesus probablyHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? erm not longWho gives the most kisses? JesusWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? does trying to kill each other count?Where is their favourite place to cuddle? erm.....Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? JesusHow often do they get time to themselves? not much
Who snores? jesusIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? dependsWho talks in their sleep? ermWhat do they wear to bed? ermAre either of your muses insomniacs? bothCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? noDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? side by sideWho wakes up with bed hair? bothWho wakes up first? bothWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? jesusWhat is their favourite sleeping position? dont have oneWho hogs the sheets? erm....Do they set an alarm each night? noCan a television be found in their bedroom? noWho has nightmares? both???Who has ridiculous dreams? both??Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? jesusWho makes the bed? jesusWhat time is bed time? wheneverAny routines/rituals before bed? noWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? both
Who is the busiest?Who rakes in the highest income?Are any of your muses unemployed?Who takes the most sick days?Who is more likely to turn up late to work?Who sucks up to their boss?What are their jobs?Who stresses the most?Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?Are your muses financially stable?
Who does the washing?Who takes out the trash?Who does the ironing?Who does the cooking?Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?Who is messier? Who leaves the toilet roll empty?Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?Who forgets to flush the toilet?Who is the prankster around the house?Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?Who mows the lawn?Who answers the telephone?Who does the vacuuming?Who does the groceries?Who takes the longest to shower? jesusWho spends the most time in the bathroom?
Is money a problem? nope its the apocalypseHow many cars do they own? ermDo they own their home or do they rent? neither technicallyDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? countrysideDo they live in the city or in the country? countryDo they enjoy their surroundings? yesWhat’s their song? idkWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? their own shitWhere did they first meet? outside some abandoned buildingHow did they first meet? hahahaWho spends the most money when out shopping?Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? darylAny mental issues? a fewWho’s terrified of bugs? neitherWho kills the spiders around the house? eitherTheir favourite place? erm......Who pays the bills?Do they have any fears for their future? erm dyingWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? JesusWho uses up all of the hot water? JesusWho’s the tallest? DarylWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? JesusWho wanders around in their underwear? JesusWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? JesusWhat do they tease each other about? idk.....Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? both????Do they have mutual friends? sortaWho crushed first? JesusAny alcohol or substance related problems? noWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? DarylWho swears the most? Daryl