#noircavalier

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@noircavalier​ / gilgamesh’s summer yelp review bonanza.

what’s with this sassy lost child? / ★☆☆☆☆

hi, gorgeous-p here with another beautifully written yelp review and today, i’m here to warn you all about astolfo.  they’re some nameless brat who crowned themselves royalty with a personality as tacky as their wardrobe.  absolutely zero manners.  who raised this gutter rat?  they’re obviously in desperate need of attention that they’re never going to receive because i’m the star of this circus.  

speaking of — ever listen to britney spears’ hit single, circus?  a brilliant bard of the modern age.  absolutely magnificent artist.  a true master of her craft.  i’m like the ringleader, i call the shots?  yeah, astolfo, that’s what you want to be, but jealousy is a disease so get well soon, xoxo!

[durindanna]

@noircavalier // starter call

This kid! He’s seen them around before, he’s pretty sure. With someone he’s much more familiar with, too-- so that’s the thought that rises forefront. “You’re one of Artoria’s friends, aren’t you?”

Something along those lines, and for now he’d like to see what kind of person this cotton-candy Servant is. Doubtless they’re trustworthy enough to be Artoria’s friend, which is a point of favour in Hektor’s view. “Ah, this old man’s Hektor. I’ve been meaning to run into you for a little bit.”

[regisumbra]

         "You are a warrior—a knight, like myself—are you not? Overseeing the betterment of your battle abilities—so that you may slay those that choose to be your enemies and stand in your way—is a lifestyle you chosen of your own damn volition, right? So, do you true-heartedly think it wise to leave oppositions the option of drawing breath when they wish to bring naught but ruin to the vision you set for yourself?” Keenly, the soft knight’s facial expression was studied. All signs of firmness on a ground of quicksand and petty self-destruction showed. So be it, Mordred wouldn’t be sunk in with him. “If so, if it’s really so—if it’s great tales you want for yourself Astolfo, then remove yourself off the battlefield, take off your pretty armor, and fetch yourself a pen, paper, a chair and get to writing the tales you wish for. Your tender attitude will be nothing of use when the slaughter starts.”

@noircavalier | continued.

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› ✧ —  ❛  for @noircavalier  //

❛  i dunno what’s worse: rewriting your lab five times, only to remember that you don’t actually have to turn in the carbon copy ‘cause that one’s for safekeeping for yourself and realizing you just wasted five sheets of a fifty page carbon copy notebook, or washing your car and watching a bird fly by and poop  on it right as you’re done drying the hood.  ❜   coincidentally, both happened to him today and he’s in a rather sour mood, despite his cluelessly cheery visage. 

[unwcvering]

@noircavalier ❤︎’d for a book quote / lyric starter !!

              “I am somewhat exhausted...”      “I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?”

The Adventure of the Dying Detective | Arthur Conan Doyle

[girlycorpse]

@noircavalier ♥ for a starter

“ IT’S TOO HOT! ” the archer loudly complains as she stood under a tree. michiru would fan herself with her own hand, trying to desperately catch some cold wind in order to avoid feeling like she’s about to be hit by a heatstroke. whoever thought it was a good idea to go to a place like this of all days must be at least a chaotic neutral servant. “ even under the shades it’s so unbearable. ” she’d sigh before looking at the other pinket. “ rider, can you please check if there’s a water bottle left in the casket? ”

[liegeborn-a]

                                 " i liked it in the dark, feeling all around until i fell and stumbled.  but now i've got a spark! " // @noircavalier