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Peter Lorre as Mr. Hyde, in "Mr. District Attorney" (1941)

This clip is somewhat misleading. The movie is largely a sunny rom-com hijinx story, with Hyde only appearing in maybe three scenes, all of which feel out of place with the rest of the film.

Nevertheless he is absolutely captivating in those scenes. Legitimately creepy, and disturbingly sexy.

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I've never seen this show before, but this is wonderful even as a stand-alone noir parody. There are so many Easter eggs for noir fans!

The Peter Lorre parody is marvelous, and the Sydney Greenstreet parody may have made me laugh even harder.

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Old colorization of Selina Kyle, from “The Dark Knight Rises.” 

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Some Clara Bow gifs I made a few years ago. 

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noirgasm replied to your post: HEY YOU thanks for that. give me a kiss, no homo

I’ve been living in the woods with no Internet for 5 months meng

lol living in the woods? How was that?