pssst psst sonar sonar
Rober hamster
all yours for $47.67
"I'm not giving you 50 dollars for a toy. Even one that's... exactly the right shade of auburn and... and has his... stupid little freckles..." Sonar stares in still silence until snapping back to life to cram a hand into his pocket. He produces his wallet, followed by a crisp 100 dollar bill.
"Keep the change and never mention this again," is said as if it were all one word then he's stalking away with his newly obtained, furry source of shame clutched in hand.


















