#non binary humor

[amenaceandapest]

I am a(n): [ ] Man [ ] Woman [x] E͉͇̻̜̙̔n͈̫̪͍̻͐̏t̩̯̙͋ͣ̉ͨǐ̠͖t̤̹͇̦̲̓̅́ỷ̸̬͓͗ 

Looking for: [ ] Men [ ] Women [x] T͇͟h̷̩͈e̖ ̨͙͖͇̲s̙ͅo̳̙̰̝̥ͅu͡l͉̲̣ṣ̵͔͔̬̣̺̝ ͎͙̟of̲͈̯̙ ̨t͈̘̮̙͞ͅḫ̸̪̱̣̲̺e͉ ͍̭̫̼͖i͚͔͎̻͈̥̲n҉n͍̬͔͎͇o̼͉̭̦̜ͅc͍̺̣̩̭e̙nt̯̠̱͉̤͜ A bagel Two bagels

[paris-in-flames]

*vibes face-down in the gender soup*

[monsieur-venus]

I'm sorry but the gender binary currently doesn't reside here. If you're looking for it, please leave us your Email address and we'll try to get back to you if we find any information.

[gecko-sims]

So I'm watching 100 humans, and this episode, they're testing gender against gender. There is a bus for women and one for men. They told everyone to get on the bus they identify with.

Me: "Guess I'd be walking."

[ravenhilarious]

So my friend and I came across a wall with sexist/ableist/racist etc. quotes from the Bible/Quran/Tora and such, when this happened

Me: Hey, look at this: Women are not allowed to speak in public!

Her: That's ridiculous...

Me: Shhh, you're not allowed to speak, you're a woman

Her: Hey, I'm 17, I'm not a woman yet. You, on the other hand, are 18, and therefore, a woman. So if anything, you're not allowed to speak!

Me: I'm not a woman, I'm non-binary

Her: Well, that's probably a sin, too. You're going to Hell no matter what

Me: Damn

[thelittlevikingfox]

Why yes, I am a shit stirrer, and yes, I do have a partner in their them crimes

[li-binauje-artisse]

Sometimes the way i am speaking about my gender make it sounds like some eldritch abomination. "I am calling it "agender" but that's only to make it easier for humans to understand including myself , because i can't even describe what i am looking at and i am pretty sure it's slighty shapeshifting sometimes. Idk could be a trick of the light."

[lovelycatblogs]

Transfolk when they start transitioning be like:

“This isn’t even my final form!”