#non-binary humor

[bitterteahymnal]

and a master of none

[jackgoodfellow]

So the actor playing Ted's daughter Billie in "Bill and Ted: Face the Music" (2020), Brigette Lundy-Paine, is non-binary, and I cannot help but feel that Bill and Ted would be most non-bogus about being supportive to a Trans child. 

Btw, a couple holiday commissions are open! Message me if you're interested in getting someone a unique gift AND supporting a cool non-binary person (me).

[amenaceandapest]

I am a(n): [ ] Man [ ] Woman [x] E͉͇̻̜̙̔n͈̫̪͍̻͐̏t̩̯̙͋ͣ̉ͨǐ̠͖t̤̹͇̦̲̓̅́ỷ̸̬͓͗ 

Looking for: [ ] Men [ ] Women [x] T͇͟h̷̩͈e̖ ̨͙͖͇̲s̙ͅo̳̙̰̝̥ͅu͡l͉̲̣ṣ̵͔͔̬̣̺̝ ͎͙̟of̲͈̯̙ ̨t͈̘̮̙͞ͅḫ̸̪̱̣̲̺e͉ ͍̭̫̼͖i͚͔͎̻͈̥̲n҉n͍̬͔͎͇o̼͉̭̦̜ͅc͍̺̣̩̭e̙nt̯̠̱͉̤͜ A bagel Two bagels

[captainenjolras]

God: I love all my daughters

God: and my sons

God: and my children

Her, picking me up: and this thing

Me: ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ, ᴍᴀ'ᴀᴍ

[levil0vesyou]

I got a doctor's note about my gender, now I don't have to participate in pe anymore

[ravenhilarious]

So my friend and I came across a wall with sexist/ableist/racist etc. quotes from the Bible/Quran/Tora and such, when this happened

Me: Hey, look at this: Women are not allowed to speak in public!

Her: That's ridiculous...

Me: Shhh, you're not allowed to speak, you're a woman

Her: Hey, I'm 17, I'm not a woman yet. You, on the other hand, are 18, and therefore, a woman. So if anything, you're not allowed to speak!

Me: I'm not a woman, I'm non-binary

Her: Well, that's probably a sin, too. You're going to Hell no matter what

Me: Damn

[jackgoodfellow]

[kai-couldnt-think-of-a-name]

Corn is a non-binary pansexual icon

No I will not be explaining