#non mais

[alarevoyure]

« T’as donné à manger aux chiens ce matin? Je demande parce que t’étais pas là quand je suis rentré »

« T’as invité du monde? Non parce que y’a 2 assiettes à dessert dans le lave-vaisselle »

Ou comment chercher à savoir ce que j’ai fait ce week-end, où, et avec qui.

[girafeduvexin]

[je-suis-ronflex]

La nouvelle passion de Tiktok c'est de me montrer des visites d'appartements parisiens à genre 4 millions d'euros et moi e suis là en mode non merci il me reste 10 euros pour finir le mois et je vais sûrement manger de l'air à certains repas

[wheeloffortune-design]

my stepmom: And she's so nice! She said we're almost her parents, now, haha!

me, bitchily: She just met you two.

stepmom: She called us mom and dad!

me: She did WHAT

stepmom: Isn't it cute?

me: it's unacceptable, that's what it is. that's MY dad. there are only two other people allowed to call him that, and they did their time in the trenches.

stepmom: Yeah my daughter had the same reaction. With more swearing.

me: No shit.

[awfullysinfullyyours]

What if... I was to see Kaamelott Premier Volet a fifth time tomorrow....... Jk 🤣

But what if 👀......

[tasha-lemon]

Les Français après l’allocution d’Edouard :

[croutoncat]

if wealthy / privileged “influencers” could stop promoting productivity during the lockdown which they (and only they) have the privilege of  turning into an opportunity to better themselves via time and resources that would be Great