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[dragonotaku-justineverything]

jaune sempai au) ruby learns that jaune's big brother instincts can be exploited for hugs. and she also learns jaune gives the best hugs. she might have most of the female (and a good portion of the male) population after her now but she's very happy with her discovery

"Jaaaaaaaaaauuuuuune!"

Jaune swallowed the food that was in his mouth and looked over from his seat in the cafeteria to where his name was being called. And the voice calling him was slowly getting closer and subsequently louder. He smiled as he saw a mass of black and red bolting towards him quickly, but not as quickly as he knew she could. The smile on her face let him know nothing was wrong, and it was good news.

Jaune returned her smile and spun around on the bench to fully face her as she reached him. "Hey Ruby, nice to see you in such a good mood today. Is there any particular reason why?"

Jaune pulled his head back in surprise as a sheet of paper was thrust in front of it. An emerald green "98%: A" in the top right corner was the first thing his eyes saw on it.

"Me and Weiss got an A on Professor Oobleck's essay that we handed in yesterday!"

"That's great to hear Ruby! But it's 'Weiss and I'."

Ruby tilted her head to the side just a tad, confusion in her innocent silver eyes. "You and Weiss what?"

Weiss's top half poked out from behind Ruby, almost out of nowhere. "Don't trouble yourself too much with that Mr. Arc. I've been trying to improve her grammar since the first week of Beacon." Weiss stepped out from behind Ruby as she finished speaking, arms crossed and an icy expression resting on her face.

Ruby turned to fully face her partner. "My grammar is fine! You're just nitpicky! But anyways, Jaune!" Ruby turned back to her upperclassman of two years. "I worked really hard on this essay, do you think I could get a reward?!"

Jaune blinked a few times. That was certainly an... unexpected request from her. 'But... I mean she did do well on her essay, and she can't really want something too insane from me right?' "Uh suuuure Ruby. Uh... what did you have in mind as a reward?"

At this, Ruby's excitement actually diminished a little as she became rather nervous. "C-can I have another hug?"

Several loud snaps were heard as several people around the trio turned their heads to face them, Weiss included as she looked at partner in shock at her request.

"Uh sure, no problem." Jaune was the only one that didn't seem affected by her request, not seeming to find it strange at all. Jaune swung his legs over to the other side of the bench and stood up. As he stood up to his full height, almost a foot taller than the younger girl, and opened his arms casually to offer a hug to her.

Ruby smiled and darted into his arms, her semblance activating and a flurry of rose petals spawned behind her as she rushed into Jaune's arms.

Jaune wasn't even moved by the red and black girl rushing into his chest like a missile, but did wrap his arms around her back, giving her the same kind of hug he'd given to his family members for years. Firm and tightly, but not squeezing her.

Ruby felt the strong arms wrap around her and immediately did the same as she felt herself start to melt into his hug. Even Yang and her Dad didn't give hugs as great as this! It was so comforting and warm! She just... loved it!

"Heeeeeee~..."

She didn't even care about the content, dreamy sigh sneaking out of her as she smiled blissfully. Bubbles and sparkles started to float around her as well.

"Uhhh Ruby? You okay?"

Ruby's eyes snapped open as she looked up to see a curious look on Jaune's face. And just like that, the sparkles vanished, the bubbles popped, and her own little heavenly moment ended.

Ruby pulled away, embarrassed at how she'd acted. Although her cheeks were for a bit more than just that. "Y-yeah! Tooootally cool! Like mega cool! ...Well bye Jaune!"

Without any more words to say, Ruby took off in her signature flurry of petals and vanished from everyone's sight. The sound of the cafeteria door shutting and the trail of petals let all the room's occupants know where she went.

Weiss sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "What. A. Dolt." With a deep inhale, she looked back to Jaune and did a slight nod to him. "I apologize Mr. Arc, but I need to go follow my partner. I need to make sure she works on her other assignments tonight. Good day."

Jaune just waved goodbye to the girl in white as she turned and walked away with her usual perfect posture. After she left, Jaune turned back around and went back to sitting at the cafeteria table again.

As he went back to eating his lunch, Jaune completely missed some of the reactions that had occurred throughout the rest of the student body in the cafeteria.

There were several faces of envy, and a few smiling at how cute the interaction was. However, there were a couple more... notable reactions though.

Yang was staring in shock at the upperclassman. How did her shy, dorky, little sister manage to get a hug from the cute, popular third year like it was nothing?!

Pyrrha was also staring at him, though more in harmless surprise than anything. She simply asked him for a hug? Could it really be that easy?

And Joan? ... Joan's reaction included gritting teeth and pushing her fork so hard into her plate that the prongs began to bend. But she totally wasn't jealous! She... just thought that he should go around hugging people to carefree like that! Yeah! Hugs like that should only be for people you're really close to! Like family members!

Ruby Rose was very unaware of the flood gates she might have just opened.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

here's a concept for you, since the brother gods are just two people from the never after jaune who was the rusted knight could be considered to be on the same level. do you think there are cults and temples to the rusted knight on remnant? do you think jaune's stint as the rusted knight might have some lasting side effects?

In an AU, possibly it'd be neat to see, but it doesn't fit Canon.

The Brother gods aren't just "Two People" They are WIDELY more powerful than literally anything we've seen, other than Maybe the Tree, but even then the Brother would need to willingly submit and allow themselves to ascend to be beat by it.

Jaune is the Rusted Knight, a character from a childhood story, a fairy-tale. The closest things to Cults are kids who can't differentiate 'Reality' from 'Fiction' (Because it did actually happen, so it's not Really 'Fiction' is it?) and the closest thing to temples are Set Dressings for Plays based on The Girl Who Fell Through The World

As for lasting effects, I doubt it beyond the White Streaks and the Mental scarring.

Like I said, maybe if he went farther back, maybe in an AU, but I feel like it'd be hard to do that without Risking going to far away from what makes Jaune himself.

[dark-beacon]

Jaune realizes early on at his time at beacon that Cardin was going to be an ass to him. being a nice guy he wanted to avoid physically harming the other huntsman in training so he falls back on his father's teachings. namely the only way to stop a bully is to assert dominance. knowing Cardin is attracted to yang he decides the best way to assert his dominance is to fuck, not only the woman Cardin is attracted to in front of him, but her little sister too.

“Ah~! Oh~! Fuck!” Cardin could only look as the girl he was attracted too was currently getting fucked by the guy he bullied. Jaune was bouncing yang on is cock, moving her fast and hard as his member made a bulge on her smooth abdomen. She panted and cried out in bliss as she moved against Jaune’s thrusts. Keeping an arm around him as she made out with the fellow blonde. Her lips pressing against his as her tight pussy clenched around his cock. She didn’t even notice Cardin in front of them. His very small bulge barley noticeable.

What made it worse for him was that Ruby, the known innocent girl was happily licking at Jaunes balls as he fucked her older sister. The two siblings enjoying his cock with one more than the other. “Can I go for a ride after your done Yang?” The makes Rose asked as she looked up to her sister who broke the kiss with Jaune to nod. “Y-Yeah.. ah~ after he leaves. Don’t want some loser to see my little sis’s first time.” Yang spoke about Cardin before moaning out loudly as she came. The Winchester fuming and groaning as he couldn’t do much to stop them. Soon enough he was tossed into the hallway and The sounds of Ruby’s moans could be heard inside as people walked around him and didn’t bat an eye to the bully. Jaune made sure to assert his dominance properly over him, and who the two sisters belonged to.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

sfw and nsfw headcannons for wonder-woman dating a newly powered rookie superhero

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She gives them pointers on how to be a righteous hero and how to handle the harder and less known struggles of being a superhero, like having to look strong even when they’re battered and beaten after a long fight or dealing with animosity from the public

She teams up with them whenever she can for their first missions/fights to keep an eye on them and keep them safe, but tries not to be obvious about it

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Diana loves using the excuse of ‘training’ them to have some fun~. Calling them into their training room and ambushing them with getting very handsy right away and pushing them down with her large bust confidently pressed into them

Diana will be willing to let them be in control to help them get some confidence, both in themselves and during sex. She’ll usually let them tie her up to do this, but only with normal ropes. She has a bit of trouble not letting them know that she could break the binds at anytime (Or doing so when she gets incredibly horny and just wants to dominate them completely and show that they are hers (I mean she is still an Amazon))

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

sempai jaune au) ozpin would normally take any excuse to avoid his duties (he was an immortal wizard he should get a break every hundred years or so!) but he was starting to regret agreeing to help Mr. Arc train this new technique of his. aura burst. simply put was a controlled explosion of aura used to push something typically the person themselves though it could be used to also increase blunt force from a punch. a neat idea that ozpin was keen to see. it's just getting punched by Mr.Arc while he was using this ability was too close to being hit by a living cruse-missile for his tastes.

also glynda was gonna kill him when she saw the damage they had done to the school grounds

"A-are you sure professor?"

Ozpin nodded his head. "Indeed I am Mr. Arc. I've heard quite a lot of rumors about your recent experimenting with Aura. I have to say I'm quite eager to see it for myself."

Jaune still looked unsure. He'd just been trying to meet up with his sister and her team for lunch in Vale. He had certainly not expected the headmaster to pull him aside on his way to the docks and ask him to demonstrate the new technique he’d been practicing with in secret for the last few weeks. Though he shouldn’t really be surprised... this technique wasn’t exactly subtle...

Ozpin rested both of his hands on the pommel of his cane in front of him. “I will not force you too if you don’t wish to reveal it yet Mr. Arc.”

“Well... I just don’t have the best control over it yet.”

“Not to worry Mr. Arc. Control will come with practice and time, but for now I’m sure that whatever it is, I’ll be able to deal with it. I’m not Beacon’s headmaster for nothing after all.” Ozpin chuckled at his own joke, and Jaune laughed once, feeling a bit relieved from his nervousness. “I’m glad it seems that you agree, Mr. Arc. Now then.” Ozpin’s body and weight shift a small amount. It was barely noticeable, but Jaune caught it. He was now anticipating and ready for an attack. “Shall we start?”

“What? Here?”

“Certainly, there is no time like the present is there? Not many students are around and I don’t want to take up any more of your time than needed to head to a training area. So Mr. Arc,” Ozpin raised up one hand, open palm facing Jaune, “let’s see what you got.”

Jaune swallowed, still a bit unsure about what was being asked of him. But this was the Headmaster, he probably knew what he was doing. Jaune got into a boxing stance, and steadied his breathing. He looked directly at Ozpin, then focused on the man’s palm. His target.

Jaune reached deep into himself and tapped into the light he usually visualized in his chest. How he connected with, felt, and used his Aura. He connected with that light once again, and channeled it into his hand. He pulled back that hand, balled it into a tight fist, breathed out and punched.

Ozpin felt the hairs on the back of his neck and arms stand up under his suit. He could see a faint glow appear around Jaune’s hand as he pulled his fist back, and just felt a sense of fear fill him. He then felt it grow as his fist started heading towards him. His instincts screamed at him to move, and after honing them over multiple lifetimes, Ozpin definitely learned to trust and follow them.

In the blink of an eye, Ozpin dropped his open hand down and grabbed his cane, then held it up vertically with both hands. Just in time for Jaune’s fist to connect with said cane. 

And a small *Boom* was heard. Something equivalent to a distant shotgun being fired, despite it being right in front of Ozpin.

All around him, Ozpin felt wind quickly rush past him as he held his ground for all of two seconds, then promptly felt  himself slide backwards, despite digging his feet in. Then just as quickly as he’d started sliding back, he came to stop, the blast of force from Jaune’s punch ending. Now standing still, Ozpin took in what just happened and the area around him.

He looked down and saw the 5 foot long drag marks on the cement  that his feet had made. As well as the cracked and ripped up chunks of said cement that was around those marks. And all of it was nearly a perfectly straight line about three times Jaune’s own body width. 

“U-uh oh...” Said man uttered out quietly as he stared behind the headmaster. Ozpin followed his gaze and felt his own eyes widen as he saw the tree that had been several feet behind him have a chunk of its bark and trunk ripped off. The wooden pieces from it now scattered across the courtyard, some pieces reaching about 30 feet away. Ozpin also couldn’t help but notice that the cement behind him was cracked as well for at least another five feet.

So a lot of property damage could be seen.

“H-headmaster... I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean to! I tried to hold back as much as I could bu-”

Still looking behind him, Ozpin held up a hand to stop the regretful man’s apology. “No no Mr. Arc. It’s quite alright. I was the one who asked you to demonstrate your new ability. The blame is certainly not on you.”

“I’ll have to agree with you on that, Headmaster.”

Both men stiffened up, despair seeping into their bodies as they heard a third voice speak up. They both turned to look at one Glynda Goodwitch. One very upset looking Glynda Goodwitch who had her arms crossed and was tapping her foot and waving her riding crop in her hand in annoyance, frustration, and exasperation. 

All directed in their direction.

“P-Professor Goodwitch! I-I’m really sorry! I didn’t know that was going to happen! I’ll get right on fixing it all up!”

Glynda fixed her glasses and stared at Jaune, her gaze unblinking. “Mr. Arc, I recall overhearing the Headmaster say that this was the result of his own doing. You were just doing as you were asked. You are not in trouble. Please, go about your business for today. However, I will ask you to please refrain from doing any kind of fighting in the courtyard in the future. Understood?”

“Y-yes ma’am!” Normally, Jaune would have stayed either way to help out, even if he wasn’t responsible. It’s just the kind of guy he was. But his sister and her team were waiting for him in Vale. And he really didn’t want to deal with an angry Professor Goodwitch unless he absolutely had to.

And right now he didn’t have to. So with a quick goodbye to both the professors, Jaune turned around and continued heading to the bullhead dock, rather quick.

Glynda watched him leave for a few seconds, but then turned to Ozpin. “I don’t know what you thought was going to happen or what you hoped to achieve from having him do that Ozpin, but I do know that this mess is yours, so you can clean it up.” Glynda turned around and walked away, her heels clacking along the cement.

Ozpin sighed, thankful to not be under her harsh gaze anymore. Instead of thinking about how to fix the courtyard though, he instead held up and looked at his cane, which was still undamaged thankfully, deep in thought. ‘What would happen was indeed what I wanted to find out. Mr. Arc, you truly are an impressive mind. I’m curious to see what else you’ll learn to do.’

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

sfw and nsfw head cannons for supergirl dating a government agent who's supposed to be monitoring her but neither one knows the other's alter ego (their civie selves are dating while their alter egos are "technically" opposed)

SFW

The government agent finds it rather strange whenever she rushes off suddenly, and quite annoying when she does it on dates, but they do the same with phone calls and messages at odd hours all throughout the day and she doesn’t say anything so they don’t either

Supergirl has a strong hunch that they are hiding something from her, but she thinks it’d be really unfair for her to call them out on it since she is hiding something pretty big from them as well

On the job, they are kind of short and tense with each other, definitely not trying to be friends. Supergirl knows that they are suppose to basically be her keep and they know that Supergirl goes around the law and gets away with a lot most normal, civilian people would face consequences for

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Supergirl has to be careful not to let her powers slip when they’re fucking, because she thinks that she’s riding a regular civilian so she doesn’t want to break the bed under them, or break them

I think it’d be hysterical if the way they found out Kara was Supergirl is if they see Kara floating above the bed after they both just climaxed super hard together and Kara lost control of her abilities, and while they’re stunned they accidentally let it slip they work for the government. They have a really awkward “morning after” ahead of them...

(Possibly after another round if they’re still horny)

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

how do you think yang and ruby would react to learning they both love jaune? do you think they'd be capable of sharing or would they just start fighting. pre-volume 3

Wasn't sure if you wanted my headcanons for this or not, but since I couldn't think of a story to make for this ask, it's what I went with.

I think they would fight at first. They would both definitely be upset about the situation, but not necessarily at each other. Ruby because she doesn't think she can compare to a body like her sisters, and Yang because of all the guys for Ruby to have a crush on, it had to be one she also liked.

Now I don't think that they'd actually, physically, fight. However they might do things to undermine the other, like telling Jaune embarrassing facts or stories about the other or sabotaging the other's plans with Jaune.

They might be capable of sharing, but they'd have to get past their sibling rivalry/competitiveness with each other and have a serious talk about it first.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

so i had a random idea that i thought you might enjoy. ozpin knew jaune's great grandpa who fought in the great war. he cared for him enough to build a giant statue of him in the school after all. it's also implied that he was instrumental in forcing Salem back the first time.

so for this story, I wanted to know what you thought would happen if ozpin knew exactly who jaune was and how op his semblance would be leading to him doing everything he can to try and get this boy on his side.

ozpin: "Glynda, listen. if Mr. Arc decided tomorrow that he wanted to be king of remnant and bring back "prima nocta" I would slap him on the back and help him in any way I could since it would mean that he would have a reason to give a shit about protecting the kingdoms!"

glynda: "so then you knew that his transcripts were fake?"

ozpin: "OBVIOUSLY! this is just like when Julius lied about his age to join the army in the great war, lying little shit! anyways, right now all Mr. Arc wants is a chance to prove himself and I'm more than willing to give him one."

ozpin: "also let's see if we can't find him a girl or two, or a boy I don't judge. just something to make him care"

tldr: everyone at beacon is doing their best to get jaune invested in the whole being a hero thing because ozpin knows about his semblance cause of his great grandpa. jaune remains unaware

After giving this some thought, this idea is funny, but I don’t think that I’m going to write for this.

One, I don’t feel like this idea would work with asks or short posts on Tumblr. It sounds more like an idea for a full fanfiction. Just sporadic asks about it as an AU or something wouldn’t really give this idea the time to build up a story or plot like I feel it’s capable of doing.

Two, I already have a lot of other ideas and asks to do, so I don’t really want to divide my attention even more so.

And three, I swear I’ve seen this idea somewhere else before.

So I do enjoy this idea, I just don’t think I’ll be writing for it @noneatnonedotcom.