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capricorn: okay! everyone finish this sentence: I can. . .

taurus: destroy my enemies? like for fun? idk

virgo: ooh I like this game. . . ummm I can. . . uhhh

cancer: not?

leo: win every staring contest . . . with myself

aries: not give any less of a fuck right now?

gemini: i think i agree with Aries.

scorpio: 100% stalk someone without ever getting caught. . . hypothetically though.

capricorn: . . . this was supposed to be self-affirming. . .

virgo: oh! I got one! I can fill a cup half way with tears if I really wanted to!

capricorn: I hate it here.

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scorpio: all the water sign in me is on fucking fire right now.

leo: I’ve never been proud of anyone but myself until just now. welcome to the club, kid.

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sagitarrius: okay but would any of you fuck yourself?

leo: i-

aquarius: shut up we know you would. but the question is. . . is a relationship expected afterwards?

libra: okay, wow. someone needs to take a bit of an introspective trip down self-care lane.

scorpio: why is this even a question? i fuck myself like every day when there’s no one to do it for me.

sagitarrius: okay and we’re done because that took a turn that i truly should’ve expected.

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leo: you ever think how amazing you would be if you were you know... me?

libra: um who are you talking to? because i-

leo: i mean anybody who’s not me at this point.

scorpio: that was probably the DUMBEST shit i have ever had the disgrace of hearing in my current lifetime. being you is basically a character flaw, kid.

libra: and that’s on narcissistic personality disorder

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zodiac clown edition: taurus

every. taurus. ever. after winning an argument and judging the fuck out of whoever just lost:

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nobody:

absolutely no one:

libras, capricorns, and virgos:

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zodiac clown edition: scorpio

nobody:

not a single soul:

not a being on gOd’S green earth:

scorpios after breaking their own damn heart:

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