#nonsense post

[becauseth3internet]

My autism sees your autism and they are kissing each other on the mouth

[losergirlbackagain]

pls nut on my face so i can use it as primer for my foundation

[mickedy]

Self shipping is fun in theory but it ruins the immersion when I know I’m not the character’s type. Spamton would not want to date me and I shouldn’t go against his wishes

[my-great-big-book-of-fan-fiction]

L inches away from eating you out but he rests his cheek on your thigh, closes his eyes, and finally sighs out, "actually....do you mind if I sleep here for a moment?" Bc he hasn't slept in days and you're just so soft and then you end up laying there for hours spread eagle while he sleeps etc etc

Thank yew good night

[edettethegreat]

benoit blanc as an eye avatar. straight up sat jud down and made him write out his statement. I mean have you heard how incredibly detailed and well written it was. have you seen how jud's story uses language in a way that a primary suspect of a crime who hasn't slept in over a day would probably not have the brain capacity to write.

[obsidian-svn]

I wanna be a drive thru barista so badly just so I could be an old medieval wizard to customers: "bless ye and yer family upon this good morn, and accept this fortuitous elixer of health!! ☝️🙂‍↕️" as I hand them their coffee

[enby--ghost]

there's no way that there wasn't at least ONE ancient egyptian who looked at Anubis or Ra and thought "...damn, are they single?"