#noobmaster69

[wandagrangeraddams]

[yourdailymarvelmemes]

[thor-the-mighty]

I do love to watch Love slay NoobMaster69 in these digital games she enjoys

[daisy-mooon]

Hear me out: Captain Marvel is Noobmaster69.

1) Brie Larson plays Fortnite.

2) Noobmaster69, considering the era of 2023, sounds like a name that a 50 year old trying to get "down with the kids" would pick - Carol is canonically around 50 during Endgame.

3) Fortnite is considered cringey nowadays (conveniently 2023). Carol hasn't been on earth since the 90's and probably wasn't on earth very often during the Blip, and would have no clue that it would be considered cringe.

4) In Captain Marvel we see Carol playing arcade games in a flashback. She might have wanted to see what videogames were like nowadays, therefore, pick something fairly easy to learn.

4) Out of the entire MCU, we only see Korg and Thor play Fortnite, both of whom are aliens. Carol is an alien hybrid, so she fits the population sample.

5) The Kree and the Asgardians have canonically had a lot of drama between them, so it would explain why Noobmaster is annoying Thor (Thor speaks as if he's talked to Noobmaster more than once).

6) But couldn't Thor just hear that it was Carol, you say? Voice changers exist. We know from Ms Marvel that Carol is somewhat famous. Therefore it would make sense for her to use a voice changer so she wouldn't get bothered by fans whilst trying to game.

7) It explains what she was doing during Endgame - Fortnite matches can be pretty time consuming depending on what game mode you're playing on.

8) Carol Danvers is 100% the type of person to make a 69 joke.

[stinkfacestories]

what would you do to NoobMaster69?

Thor: You mean what DID I do to him. Without getting into the specifics you could say: I employed a witch to shrink him down and took great pleasure shoving him up my arse while Korg watched on.

[worthlessstreetrat]

[themultiverseofmarvel]

[godofstory]

Marvel last week: Evan peters isn't quicksilver,he's just a random dude

Marvel this week: Noobmaster69 isn't Loki,he's just a random dude

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