#noooooooom

[mochinomnoms]

I remember reading a line about how in their mer form the twins can go faster than one of those magic brooms, imaging riding on your mer boy's back while he freaking ZOOMS through the water.

It's like a rollercoaster except if you fall off you're stuck there, no going back for you.

[slasherwitch]

This is Sam. You’re about to see her being super cute and hilarious. So here she is getting some loving.

And here she is stretching out like a good girl.

And here she is in the best picture I’ve ever gotten lmao

[xenowlsome]

Peter the Great gets fed a loaf of rye bread. Truly a Tsar attraction.

- there...there was a hippo named Peter the Great?

Guys, I’m dead. I hope y’all come to my funeral.

[dylanotterpop]

I would like very much for an oreo shake to appear in front of me.

[losthigh-blog]

The amount of food posts I like is unhealthy.

[atomiccrayonbox]

Blueberries.

  I just got some.

 Come to me my little pretties.