#nooooooooooooooooooooo

[konatasoup]

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

[squiddysides]

Smalltown Boy just came on my shuffle I'm gonna start screaming

[djoispunkrry]

COWBOY LIKE ME BY MACFROG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS MY FAVORITE DBF!JOEL FIC NOOOOOOOOOOO

[kakashihasibs]

So like not to be gross tmi and stuff but my husband and I have a glass dildo. Solid glass, body safe dildo. Barring one of us dropping it on concrete, this fucking thing is going to out live us both.

I'm going to have to worry about what to do with this fucking thing at the end of our lives bc no one is going to want a used dildo and no one is going to want to /find/ it but it is going to be there in one of our nightstands, in perfect shape and sterilizable bc it is glass.

Am I going to have to cut my losses and throw it away before we get too old? So there's no risk of us dying before we toss it? Do I just warn whoever (most likely my brothers!) reads my will about it so at least they're not surprised? Lol when I bought it I didn't think about how much of a commit it was going to be 🫩

Think before you buy a glass dildo. It's not just for a night. It's a life time commitment.

[lemonnaises]

Welp. Back to ao3 again folks

[k1-k-1]

NOOOOO DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO OPEN A NEW FIC I WASN'T READY

[predoom]

[kiwimeephu]

basketbot race tests (spoilers under cut...)