#normal sibling behaviour

[lordfries]

[mikachondria]

I wrote a fic where Tim descibed Jason as a Lazarus pit bath bomb and I wholeheartedly believe, its the funniest thing I ever wrote. I've peaked and will never be able to live up to this.

[tenshibird]

Grape ain’t happy pt.2 feat. spork

[incorrectfridaynightdinner]

Adam: hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less

[incorrectfridaynightdinner]

Adam: Pissface? Where are you?

Adam: *walks into dining room*

Johnny: *aggressively stuffing an entire dead pigeon into Adam's water*

[incorrectfridaynightdinner]

Child Adam: Johnny, is that a weed?

Child Johnny: no, this is a crayola -

Child Adam: I'M CALLING THE POLICE

[incorrectfridaynightdinner]

Johnny: Pusface and I are very close, last year we shared a toothbrush

Adam: I was not aware of that

[incorrectfridaynightdinner]

Pissface: *shoots a gun at the ceiling*

Pusface: this is why mum doesn't fucking love you