“We fucked up before Christmas-A novel by Mecaca and Hinini (part 4)
(it’s pretty fucking late and i’m tired as all hell)
“WHAT THE FUCK”
“...Hello to you too, brother”.
Nororo and Hinini looked uncomfortably at eachother. Sure, the whole color-swap thing was kinda surprising, but they really weren’t expecting their family to embarass them right after opening the door.
“Bro if you could, like, not?”
“S-Sorry! But wow, I know it’s been some time since we last met but…wow. Is this gonna be like your punk phase in college?”
“WE DIDN’T WANT THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOT”
Seems like the Christmas party was off to a good start.
It had taken some time for everyone to finally arrive, and even so some of them were pretty late; either that, or some didn’t bother to show up.
“I’m guessing that dad didn’t want to come, huh…and I even managed to convince Captain to send him an invitation” Aanana sighed and sunk into the soft cushions, completely intent on fusing with the couch just so he wouldn’t have to deal with so many new people.
“You know how he gets this time of the year, sweetie. But! You shouldn’t worry about that! What’s more important, I wanna see my granddaughter!!!!! I can’t believe you haven’t sent me anything about her!!!”
“I-I sent you a photo last week!”
“VIDEOS, sweetheart, VIDEOS”
“My son hasn’t done so either. He like, sends a photo once a month or something? I keep telling him to come visit us so we can all properly meet her but he refuses! Can you believe it?” Suriri sat, rather forcefully, right next to Tenene and sipped her champagne.
“Well you know, once they grow up they stop contacting you because you ‘embarass them’. So ungrateful!”
“I know right?”
Somehow, despite them loudly complaining about how inconsiderate her children were, Aanana was relieved. One of his main concerns was that his mom and Nororo’s parents wouldn’t get along at all, mostly because of how excitable his mother was (the fact that his mate’s parents hadn’t said a word in half and hour was pretty concerning too). Slowly so they wouldn’t notice, he got up and walked to the kitchen.
“Aw, darn it”
Apparently, the kitchen wasn’t empty. Hinini, Yabebe and his parents were sitting at the table, sipping tea calmly. A plate of cookies sat in the middle of the table half empty, and judging by how the Nurse was franatically cleaning the crumbs of her fingers and face he could take a guess at what had happened to them.
“Oh, hello there. I don’t believe we have met before?”
“Um…n-no, miss…”
That was a pretty lady, very pretty to be Yabebe’s mom. Maybe it wasn’t the fact that she was just pretty, but that she apparently still was a tadpole.
“I’m Hikuku, and this is Zakiki. Thank you so much for taking care of our son, he’s been talking about you non stop since we got here!”
“Mother, don’t tell him that, it’s embarassing”
“O-Oh…I, um, h-he’s the one that looks out for me, s-so…”
He sat down next to Hinini and fiddled with the sleeves of the horrendous Christmas sweater his mother-in-law made him wear (it was so weird to call her that, still). Hinini leaned over to him and whispered as quietly as she could (which wasn’t much, honestly).
“Dude, I think I’m gay for Yabebe’s mom”
“Oh god”
“She’s like, smoking hot and super smart”
“I’m gonna borrow one of Mecaca’s flasks and burn my ears”
Yabebe covered his face with his hands and muffled a scream.
After a few hours of pleasant conversation (consisting of teaming up with Hinini to embarass Yabebe in front of his parents), Aanana walked out of the kitchen and into the “romos wing”. It was a new area of the base where most of the guests romos were located as well as the Team’s, given that Nororo refused to leave them all alone and be an “awful host”.
The romos were mostly empty, excepting for everyone’s luggage. Their romos were at the far end of the hall, each door had their names written on it so it would be easier to identify who was sleeping where. Well, some had the names written propperly (like his and Nororo), while others were badly scrawled in (Hinini’s), had dents from certain weapons (Yabebe’s) or were black due to numerous explosions (Mecaca’s).
He slid into his room and closed the door as quietly as he could. Which, apparently, proved to be absolutely unnecessary; Ronana was already up from her nap and babbled excitedly as soon as she saw him, squirming In Nororo’s arms and making grabby hands at him.
“I tought you two were still sleeping? Come here baby girl!” The baby squealed and hugged him, still babbling.
“It’s hard to sleep when there are so many people talking so loudly”
Aanana looked at him midly surprised, the Captain looked absolutely exhausted.
“Are you okay? You look awful…”
“Wow, thanks”
“S-Sorry…but, um, you do look pretty tired…”
“Yes. Well, hosting a Christmas party turned out to be a lot more draining than I tought”
He sat next to his mate and sighed. Yeah, it was very draining; introductions, tours around the base, explain what exactly their mission on Pekopon was and why they couldn’t come home so often. Not to mention the ‘show the baby around’ time which lasted exactly two hours (he knows, he counted every second of it).
Nororo shifted and looked at him nervously (it still amazed him that he could emote something besides “serious”) “So. What did you think of my family?”
“Oh! Well, um…”
Truth to be told, he had loved them all. Would it be too embarassing to tell him so? Maybe. Probably.
Absolutely.
“I-I liked them! They’re, uh, a lovely bunch! Your parents are pretty cool…”
“You don’t have to lie like that”
“I’m not!! They’re all really, really cool! I wish my dad was like yours, you know?”
An uncomfortable silence fell immediately after that. The sounds of loud laughter and music were slightly muffled trough the walls, but even so it was pretty noticeable.
“…I’m, uh, sorry about that…”
“No, it’s fine. I just, you know, really dislike your dad”
“Can’t really blame you for that. So! Do you plan on ever going out there? Your mom told me that she wanted to talk to us about something”
“It’s probably nothing. Right now I’d rather stay here and recover whatever sanity I may have left before going into the battlefield again”
did nororo and aanana have froggie sex. did hinini and mecaca do something sexual. i think noro and aana had froggie sex im not sure about hini and meca but some noroaana action happened today
N: I can’t tell much due to the risk of Aanana getting too angry AND embarassed because of it, but yes, we did—err, ‘engage’ into certain activities.
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H: I’m coughing up every single organ in my body and my face is full of fucking snot.
you know whats cute? nororo extremely tired from working all day and then walking over to aanana who is relaxing in their bed and then noro falls asleep on aanas chest. and hinini and mecaca feeding each other sweets. (i needed some cute otp things here you go enjoy)
(I AM SCREAMING THAT’S THE FUCKING CUTEST SHIT I’VE READ ALL DAY GODDAMN IT IT’S SO ADORABLE I THINK I MIGHT PUKE FUCKING RAINBOWS
IF I WEREN’T SO TIRED I’D DRAW THE SHIT OUT OF THAT
but I can’t feel my fingers so it’ll have to wait SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT)
