#northdbh

[reiro02]

Kara and North, I absolutely love their matching red beanies

[peachiefilms]

👑North👑

i love north sm i- (well sometimes lol)

i hate the hand lmao

song lyrics is from "The Man" by Taylor Swift

[iwasbornobsessed]

Lucy: Change is coming, a force will grace the barren waste lands of this desolate ship, they shall fall straight from the abyss above to lead us-

*Markus crashes rather ungraciously into Jericho.*

Markus: bitch my fucking back

Simon: Lucy may I have the pleasure of knowing one thing from you?...

Lucy: of course dear Simon.

Simon: what the fuck is straight???

North: this bitch really thin-

Markus: I’ve been wondering that as wel-

North: oh hell n-

Simon: hoe I swear I will fight yo-

Josh: when did this turn into dating simulator?

*sees both simon and north holding machetes and about to engage in a sword fight, Markus nervously sweats on the sidelines*

Josh: when was somebody gonna tell me we had machetes.

north: your a pacifist fuck

Josh:🥺

Lucy: welp while you guys were going yandere simulator on each others asses we managed to fucking earn rights for androids. Who knew that our saviour wouldn’t be able to do shit because y’all be horny fuckers who wouldn’t let him move fucking ra9 save these peasants.

*savage Lucy mode unlocked*

Connor randomly: goodbye,I’m the anime sent by scoobydoo.

Hank: fuckin androids

[...]

Gamer watching this cutscene: the fuck happened to my game?!!??

[scapegoat442]

*Markus and north, passing by a person*

Markus: "oh, sorry for being in your way."

Random person: "you're okay."

North: "why are you so nice to people? I could care less about what people think.."

Markus, teary eyed: "I was raised to care!...and it fucking hurts."

(This literally happened today and I was in Markus' position.)

[smolliccyboi]

North: I saw you hitting on Markus yesterday.

Simon: N-north it's not what you think!

North: I won't hesitate bitch.

[honestly-lifesucksss]

North being so bent on killing every human and being violent in general is a whole mood lmao

[iwasbornobsessed]

Nobody at all:

north: hello, my name is north, im the android sent by trivago.

connor: vat?

[iwasbornobsessed]

Lucy x North is my new sexuality k.

Contemplating making my own fanfiction🤔