#not allowed!!!

[mech-chow]

Hey Jawska, completely unrelated to anything going on, have you seen/read the Twilight series?

what the fuck is twilight.

[scimitar-and-longsword]

Hear me out: Joe starts going by Joe Jonas. so Nicky starts going by Nikcy/Nick Jonas because husbands. Booker can be Kevin cause he's just as irrelevant.

[writertitan]

I'm just gonna drop by and say that Levi would react to people trying to hug his pregnant s/o the same way he reacted to Yelena trying to shake hands with Eren. Although, maybe he would be more aggressive with it. He would be so terrified for the baby, especially if Hange's around hahaha -🌺

this so cute 🥺 a pregnant S/O would most definitely have Levi as a shadow, especially towards the end of the pregnancy and then suddenly it’s “don’t get up” and “don’t let Hange get close to you like that”

[redjayson]

oh god okay this is a good fic but they’re not only in my state they’re in my city. this isn’t allowed! I live here! I am currently here! 

[pigeon-butch]

unrelenting desire for pizza

[toast-the-unknowing]

wtf Orville how did you do a "straight guy falls in love with a simulator program he created" episode that left me in tears

[iridescentis]

brought a lil bit of ham as a bribe to get my cat out of my chair and now she's staring at my lunch expectantly girl i just gave you some what more do you want