#not batjokes

[robs-your-robins]

Goon: *about to slip the cowl off a restrained Batman*

The Joker, pulling the cowl right back over Batman's face: How about the fuck not?

[batssybaby]

so i binged downtown abbey for the first time last month and somehow my entire life i’ve avoided any spoilers or any discourse about the show or fandom at all and so as soon as i finished i rannnn to ao3 and tumblr to see if any of my top predicted popular ships were correct, as well as my thoughts on which characters and storylines were the most liked.

i was right sometimes, vindicated others, and sometimes, just plain wrong like hilariously wrong like im not sure if we were watching the same show wrong. here is the analysis of my predictions and thoughts from watching downtown abbey in the big 2026. if u even care.

1. i assumed that, even though i was pretty neutral about them, that there would be a lot of mary/matthew fans. and while there are a good number, what really took me off guard is that a lot of people really really really REALLY hate mary. i was baffled. like i thought she was the main character, no? and sure u can dislike main characters and still enjoy a show (we’ve all seen victorious) but like i was always kinda shrugging her bad behavior off bc like whatever. she’s mary. personally she was not in my top favorite characters list but that’s just bc of the type of characters i like

2. i was thrilled to see there were other people who hate mr. bates!! like apparently there was a whole thomas vs “banna” fans situation?? amazing showstopping spectacular!! i don’t mind anna i think she’s sweet but mr bates… oh if i saw him in the streets …self righteous violent little fucker

3. there are MOVIES ?? are u kidding me im tired bro . i’m not watching those . i dont believe in them. who the hell are guy and richard. beats me i don’t want to know. if i close my eyes i do not see

4. surprised at the robert haters too! i did not enjoy his one cheating storyline but other than that whatever man he’s just some old rich man

5. i love u thomas and jimmy and ive loved u from the beginning. proof: me live reacting via texts to my parents. i’m so predictable

6. i thought there were gonna be HORDES of mary/tom shippers. HORDES. i have never been more wrong in my life. apparently it was just me lmao

7. i thought thomas was going to be a crowd favorite and i was correct

8. one question that was never answered for me by my research: were people mad at how fast mary moved on from matthew? i feel like had i been a mary matthew fan and had i been watching the show as it came out, my feathers would’ve been ruffled. the whole last season was sooooo rushed i was mad about it

9. i love u tom branson and i hate that they dulled ur sharp edges in the last couple seasons and you were relegated to genial smiling support character. what happened to my socialist irish revolutionary. rip early seasons tom branson you would’ve loved zohran mamdani oh god you would’ve loved him

more proof + live reactions

[capesnjapes]

Made some Dr. Crane // Scarecrow appreciation in HF

[batjokes-posting]

I want more Joker in drag.

[batjokes-daily]

This blog is NOT DEAD my professors just do not understand the importance of the love between Batman and The Joker so they keep giving me Tasks to do instead of posting on this blog. I will be back soon I swear!!

[likeapro42]

More of Bruce dressed like a clown

LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash (2018)

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[batjokesinlove]

anyway lobo is the most under rated comic book character of all time and dc are idiots for not featuring him more in comics and show storylines