Me: I'm not gonna fall for the over the top, flamboyant, clearly using me vampire
Astarion:
Me:
Me: you motherfu
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Me: I'm not gonna fall for the over the top, flamboyant, clearly using me vampire
Astarion:
Me:
Me: you motherfu
today on “do i actually have feelings for you or am i making them up because you give me attention and are really nice to me”
BLOG RATE ME BITCH BABE also fave emojos ;) : 👀👽👌🌈💫🌠
ICON: eh | it’s nice | i like it!!! | NOICE | GOD TIER | brb i’m stealing it
MOBILE THEME: oh my goodness kill it with fire | meh | good | ooo noice | aesthetic™ | hdsghdasgsdhgdasgh AMAZING
URL: eh | nice | noice!!!!! | i’m in love with your url | i would kill a man to have it
POSTS: not my style | hella cool but not style | lovely posts!!! | i lovvvveeeee | i couldn’t find a single fault even if my life depended on it
FOLLOWING: nope | not my type of content, sorry babe | i am now! | of course!!! | i’ve been following you since the dawn of time | YOU’RE MY FAVORITE MUTUAL AAFFFDGKDAGSH ILY SO MUCCHHH
BEST FEATURE: url | theme | posts | icon | your personality
OVERALL: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
COMMENT(S): hddsdsfhhgdhgdfhjdsajkdfssd your new theme has got Me in TEARS! i’m in LOVE! YOUR POSTS ARE AMAZING!! YOU’RE AMAZING!1! I’MMMMM QUAKING YOU’RE MY FAVORITE BLOG AND MY FAVORITE PERSON!! DID I MENTION HOW YOUR NEW THEME IS ICONIQUE™???? IF YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING KRISTAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?? ILY SM BBAABBBBBBBEEEEEEEE
i might not be your “dream girl” but i will show up in your dream and ritually stab you with no other explanation than “i have to”
sidenote my male bestie actually told me he had this dream muahahahaha
'or whatever the url is' i wonder if she just said that to make me think she doesn't know it or i wonder if i am wearing a little tin foil hat for saying that
but she's never read wicked so idk how memorable 'kumbric bitch' is
Move fish get out the way
Get out the way fish get out the way
'oh and the tag anon disappeared finally' bitch you thought (I don't actually mean you're a bitch please don't get offended)
Oh god damn it. I thought I was safe from you.