#not bluffing

[hotgarbagejuice]

Dear Tumblr @staff

If these intrusive-as-fuck invisible audio ads continue, I will go one step further than immediately closing the Tumblr app. I will uninstall your app from my phone.

Love,

Hot Garbage Juice

[giantmonster]

[giantmonster]

[windycitylibrarian]

I haven't done this in awhile

In the middle of class, I pulled out my cell phone, went on Google Voice, called a parent--AT WORK--and had a student explain to his mom why he decided not to do his assignment for two weeks in a row. Don't worry, the rest of the class was working at their computers at the other side, too far away to hear anything.

[bitchburrito]

be mine

[motherfatherchinesedentist]

my favorite thing is when people think I'm bluffing when I say I have The Room in my purse ITS IN THERE ALWAYS

[whiskyrunner]

justasimplebear replied to your photoset: There are two types of rats. The Bosleys who...

snack for Bear? rowrrrr

NO. Bad bear. Only rats I bring to your cave are snacks for bear. NOT white rats. You sniff them, I'll shriek at you.

*stomp* Those are my babies. I practically hatched them.

[bluinary]

Can I just say that iTunes needs to GET OVER ITS EFFING PERIOD AND LET ME DOWNLOAD MY FREAKING MUSIC BEFORE I THROW MY EFFING NEW PHONE INTO A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL. Ahem. Don't jack with my music.