#not difficult

[itsmythang]

Corn Dog Batter

Batter: - 1¼ cups plain flour - 1.5 cups fine yellow cornmeal - 1/4 cup sugar - 1/4 tsp salt - 1 Tbsp baking powder - 1¾ cups buttermilk - 1 Tbsp cooking oil - 1 Tbsp honey - 1 egg

Additional: - 12 hot dogs (we used turkey) - 12 sticks (skewers or chopsticks) - Oil for frying (peanut, canola, or vegetable) - Ketchup & mustard for serving

How to Make Them 1. Heat oil to 350°F in a deep pot (2–3 inches deep).

2. Dry hot dogs and insert sticks.

3. Mix batter: - Whisk dry ingredients in one bowl. - Whisk wet ingredients in another. - Combine and whisk until smooth.

4. Dip hot dogs into batter using a tall glass. Coat fully, let excess drip off.

5. Fry: - Hold each corn dog at an angle in hot oil for 5–7 seconds to seal. - Drop in and fry 2–3 at a time for about 3 minutes, turning to brown evenly.

6. Cool on a wire rack and serve with your favorite condiments.

[darthbreezy]

Attention bigots, this is a sign in a Washington State GOVERNMENT Building (Department of Health and *Human* Services). I took this photo today. This signage is on BOTH restroom doors.

Die Mad about it.

[marioboyy]

Okay, I can't with the allarming amount of people who still don't understand the end of Mario Odyssey, like, it's not so hard to get.

Peach did not reject Mario (she didn't even shout "No!" She said "Enough!") Girl was mad at him because he was competing with Bowser, shoving flowers in her face, like she's some prize to win.

You can even see when she steps on the ship she lets out a sigh! That's disappointment and it's all for the moustachioed plumber.

Any true fan knows she is canonically head over heels for the man.

Sure, it's still a 'kick in the crotch' of an ending because Nintendo literally had them dress up for a wedding in the game AND sold us amiibos and plushies of, again; them dressed like groom & bride...

We were baited hard. That you should repeat over and over. Duh.

[pointless-letters]

“Why can’t these boffins just do science and make a tablet? I mean, how hard can it be to make a tablet? Really? They’re only tiny! Laziness, that’s what it is. Sheer bloody laziness.”

[0chaotic-0night-0witch-0]

what to actually use crystals for

I know this is like an obvious answer but one of my very baby witchy friends asked this so i thought i’d make a post about this

Meditation - hold the crystal in your hand, place it on your body, or just keep it nearby while meditating

Chakra healing (if you’re interested) - place on corresponding chakras for at least 20 minutes 

Manifesting - use the properties of the crystal and your own intentions 

Energy protection - carry a crystal in your pocket or in jewelry to protect yourself from unwanted negative energy

Sleep - place the crystal next to your bed or under your pillow for restful sleep

Rituals and spells - set an intention for your crystal during rituals and spells and use it to remind you of the intention 

Hell, you can use it for other things too, it’s your craft, but those are the basic ones. 

[nimondrell-nim]

I need a hug 😢😢

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

Uh huh... he is one of the very few that accidentally put their age wrong on here and happen to really be almost in my age range! That never happens, right?