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how is jake fine even bald like how is that even possible that is straight up scalp i could slap cheese on that dome and it would echo or give him shaving cream hair yet he's still fine as fuck how how how how

#jake gyllenhaal #brian taylor #end of watch #he's literally baby smooth bald #not even buzzed #he's like three seconds old #how does he pull that off #actually how #he js won genetics actually #wowowoww

I be drinking watered down wine like it's 100 BC

#not drunk #not even buzzed #just disappointed

the alcohol was a mistake. bleh.

#personal #not even buzzed

Spiked my sweet tea now I'm sitting in class wondering why I even come school

#not even buzzed #but that's probably a good thing #I feel so full #I'm a dangerous woman

It's probably bad how I can drink a full bottle of wine and not realize I've drunk a full bottle of wine

#but in my defense it's spread out over a few hours #and I honestly don't get drunk off a bottle of wine #not even buzzed #like nothing #it's just cause I enjoy the taste #personal

I have had so much whiskey tonight hahHahahah

#not even buzzed #whatever

Alcohol must process really slow for me or I have the tolerance of a goddess

#alcohol #3 glasses of wine and 3 vodka shots #not even buzzed

My parents went to bed and I need another movie to watch..

#Post #Just ignore me #You know what sucks?#Not even buzzed #I'm like the opposite of a light weight #Oh well #OOH #I'm gonna watch a couple youtube videos #then I'm gonna watch some Marvel movies #Starting with the fantastic four #YEahhh #I'm bored lol #I also spilled blue moon on my blankets from tripping on the cat #So that also sucks

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