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james | nyc main all good vibes

[porschx]

Go watch me make a fool of myself on camera in the name of 🏳️‍🌈Pride™️

[porschx]

Slayed so hard without a lash or a lip on sorry

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

[batz]

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[spooky-justice-warriors]

as a werewolf, this is almost as bad as asking about a humans genitals, what the fuck

+Mod Wolf

[warchiefwindrunner]

this is the wildest addition to this mistake of a text post

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[valtsv]

*levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner's ready

[that-rooster]

*turning my head around 180°* what’d she make

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[kriskrakel]

so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP

[sweetiewhitpi]

Rebloging with the playlist.

[enbyleighlines]

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

[thes3nator]

[celestialdorito]

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

[bumblign]

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

[honey-sunny-bee]

Ain’t gonna lie

[wendibird]

Okay, there’s a few on here that I just nope the f*ck out of, (and some I haven’t heard) but overall? Yeah, it’s a solid list. (And yes, I’m a white girl.) But are we really trying to say that no poc’s have EVER rocked out to “We Will Rock You”? It’s played at like, just about every sporting event ever! *LOL*

[hurleyquinnzel]

No, that’s not what we’re trying to say lol

[porschx]

Homie I’m always obsessed over the fact that this is your post and almost called you out on “stealing it” because I didn’t realize you had changed your URL

[magcon-cam]

[porschx]

YOU CAN SEE HIS BODY

[porschx]

What I want to see on tumblr are pictures of gay guys in the same ways that girls are taken pictures of. Like all those grungy fashion//wealth blogs are full of girls in compromising poses or posing with hot cars anyway I want to see that with dudes

[mypugobsession]

[porschx]

DOES THIS MEAN THE DOLAN TWINS ARE GONNA BE ON TEEN WOLF BECAUSE THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WISHED FOR

[dolphlns]

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

[love-personal]

[porschx]

oh fuck I need this. no more overly fancy ice creams just good ol chocolate chip

[margaretzhang]

[nvmbr-ninety]

[bxlieved]

[prettyfrwns]