SHUT UP, NURSE!

Hello! My name is Sabrina.. And I am a multi fandom mess. I'm also 17 and I'm currently dating my giant adorable dork of a boyfriend. My goal in life is to cosplay at least once and become an actress or a writer. And Dylan O'Brien and Chris Evans are my husbands. And Scarlett Johansson and Felicia Day are my wives. R.i.p. Auron 2005-2015

[macleod]

This is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan.

[slyandthefamilybook]

congratulations. you’ve succeeded in making trump even uglier

[notcisjustwoman]

who knew that oompa loompa orange could be an improvement?

[so-whataboutthat-mark]

If you're not following me on Snapchat then you're missing out on my waffle struggle rn.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via shadowfogkiller)

[roachpatrol]

well at least he’s taking it seriously

[official-ginger-kid]

I love how he puffs up his chest, like he’s so important. OMG, I want one now. 

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

*sweats nervously* Obama

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

shit

[beautifulwhensarcastic]

[tea-n-whiskey]

Fake Pockets: A How To

[trashyspice]

dude. this comic was made for me.

[sassysluteverforever]

oh my g o d

[bonerfart]

Advanced Warfare

[shiny-rhydon]

but then he isn’t horny…

[wenhan]

he stretch

[mimikyew-deactivated20170503]

HE SO PRETTY,

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

[destructojoe]

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

[deadlidynos-deactivated20171121]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[hezenkoss]

Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs

he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)

he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)

he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)

he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)

and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is a menace

[ten-thousand-bees]

considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost

one might even call him 

a phantom menace

[franzkafkagf]

ba-dum-tzzzzz

[stability]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[jewishwatson-deactivated2020091]

why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight?

the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him

PUT YA ARMS DOWN

CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY

[jewishwatson-deactivated2020091]

If this gets 500 notes I’ll print it and send it to Ted Cruz'a main campaign office

[jewishwatson-deactivated2020091]

i’ll print it tonight and mail it tomorrow 

[fem-usa]

[finnyfar]

omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS. 

HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY. 

(find them here.)

[habitualshaker]

you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these

[arrghigiveup]

^same

[so-whataboutthat-mark]

me: dating is really hard when you're gay

str8 person: it's ok sweaty finding love is hard for everyone :) :) :)

me: actually it's a lot harder when there are approximately 3 lesbians in my area but thanks for your input sharon

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later