#not even thinking

[one-step-at-a-time25]

If my arm(or leg or whatever) got poisoned or infected I’m cutting that shit OFF!!

[stemfandomtrash]

MBTI Alignment: Eating Pizza

INTJ: Eats the crust first before proceeding to eat the rest of the pizza (It gives it time to cool :D )

INTP: Rolls up the pizza and eats it like a burrito

ENTP: Eats the entire pizza without cutting it into slices (It’s like their mouth is a black hole in which all food disappears without explanation)

INFJ: Fork-and-knives the pizza for the sole purpose of making everyone else uncomfortable (and to make themselves wonder what they’re doing with their lives)

INFP: Eats a few bites, then gets caught up in an existential crisis about why they started to eat the pizza in the first place until it’s well past cold (Were they even hungry? Didn’t they have lunch just two hours ago...or was that yesterday? What day of the week is it?! W H A T  I S  T I M E ? !)

ENFJ: Eats ONLY the crust and throws away the rest of the pizza, much to everyone else’s horror

ENFP: Eats only the toppings and leaves the tooth-marked bread to the poor soul who decided to dumpster dive later that evening

ISTJ: Takes all of the toppings off to eat the bread and toppings separately

ISTP: Stacks two slices on top of one another with the topping sides facing one another a la double stuffed Oreo (might as well end the great “what type of food is pizza?” debate by turning it into a sandwich :D )

ESTJ: Doesn’t eat pizza (ugh, it’s such commoner food and so oversold!)

ESTP: Stuffs the entire slice in their mouth (What? You thought they couldn't fit it?)

ISFJ: Dips their pizza in ranch (I will never understand these humans...)

ISFP: Specifically makes/orders pizza without the crust (They’re not wasteful, unlike SOME People)

ESFJ: Continually sneaks toppings and small bites to their pets

ESFP: Steals other people’s crust as they nibble on their own pizza (”But crust is the best part!!!”)

ENTJ: Eats the crust last. You know, L I K E  A  N O R M A L  H U M A N. What the hell is everyone else doing with their lives?!

[cyberphuck]

I really try my best to not know about the news, because every time I hear something new I fall into this whirlpool of rage and terror. WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT DID YOU THINK. WAS GOING. TO HAPPEN. WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU DUMB FUCKS, IT'S APRIL AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T STAND TO ELECT SOMEONE WHO WAS KIND OF BOSSY AND CRINGE I WILL EAT YOU FIRST BEFORE MY FAMILY STARVES

[delirious0pandemonium]

Changed my name!

dreams-like-clockwork -> delirious0pandemonium

[moonlightpirate]

So im the idiot that honestly forgot that not everyone is super open and willing to talk about things 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ especially when you've only worked with them about a month

[dannidorina]

It’s one am and ya think I would’ve learned by now. Get to sleep before midnight. It’s like the magical mystical cure to keep me awake in class.

What fucks it all up?? Insomnia

[sparklesaucex]

My mind has been mush lately and I need a freaking vacation to un-mush.