#not evolution

[its-tea-time-darling]

what kind of day did i have when i decided to do my master thesis on evolutionary biology when my major is in chemistry

[boundless-nocturnalsoujourn]

It's not neurodiversity

It's a mental disorder brought on by childhood vaccines, pharmaceuticals they told pregnant women to take, and dangerous chemicals found in everything we eat (unless it's grown without pesticides)

It's not evolution to be born with a learning disability.

It's artificial, not natural

[commerciallyalternative]

THE BLINK OF AN EYE

 - The following is from CreationMoments.com, May 6, 2016: “I am weary with my groaning; all the night make I my bed to swim; I water my couch with my tears’ (Psa. 6:6). The miracle takes place in the blink of an eye. Literally. Every time you blink, you bathe the surface of your eye with a miraculous fluid called tears. Tears are not simply a salty water solution. They are made of water, but also have oils, electrolytes and sticky carbohydrates called mucins. In addition, they contain antibacterial and antiviral substances. One of these substances is called lysozyme. Any bacteria or virus that finds itself in tear fluid has a 95 percent chance of being dead within ten minutes. That blink of an eye keeps the surface of the eye properly moisturized so that our vision remains clear. Without this moisturization, your eyes would become red and painful, and, if untreated, you would probably go blind. Tear fluid also provides needed oxygen to the surface of your eyes. But perhaps the most amazing property of tears is even more unexpected. Humans are the only creatures that cry emotional tears. Studies have shown that the ability to produce tears and cry actually helps us cope with emotional situations. There are some inherited diseases which make people unable to cry tears. Studies have shown that people with this disease cannot deal well with stress. Tears are a blessing in many ways. But we also remember that God has promised to wipe away all our tears when we reach heaven.” (Friday Church News Notes, May 27, 2016,www.wayoflife.org [email protected], 866-295-4143)

[taikenzor]

This religious hick, believes God created everything in 6 literal days.

I believe the Bible is true regarding the creation of all things, none of that new-age belief that God used evolution to make everything. One thing for sure is that God is true, and His Word, the Bible, is true. [Now this is for the Christians that believe evolution] If the Bible is true, and the historical interpretation of a day was literally a 24hour period, and that the scriptures in Genesis did say for each day of creation: "And the evening and the morning were the ________ day" pointing to said literal 24hour period, not to mention looking at the 4th commandment (speaking of God creating the heavens and the earth in 6 days, before setting aside the 7th day for rest, then to believe that God used evolution (which supposedly involved a lot of death and adaptation to get where we are now, though the scriptures did say that sin came before death, Romans 5:12, why are we being deceived in trusting in man's flawed "scientific" explanation, when by the same "scientific" knowledge, it is impossible for a man to raise from the dead. Are not the thoughts and ways of God much greater than our own? When did we become so smart that we think to explain God when we can't even see Him now. This very "science" denies that the God of heaven and earth exists. Colossians 2:8  Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ. 1 Corinthians 1:19-20  For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.  (20)  Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 1 Corinthians 3:18-21  Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.  (19)  For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.  (20)  And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.  (21:a)  Therefore let no man glory in men. For all things are yours; If we don’t believe this, aren’t there going to be other scripture we’re going to try to interpret to suit ourselves. It’s happening now not just with the foundation of all things but even to change and compare God to ourselves. Sin isn’t seen as sin anymore... We must repent and believe the gospel, Jesus never changes, He can still save us even from our own ways of thinking. I believe in science; real observable, testable, provable science. There are scientific facts stated in the Bible that were opposed before proving to be true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0u3-2CGOMQ

[fuzzy-maraca]

My essay for my Astronomy Teacher

The Theory of Evolution

            Once upon a time, I gave a shit about my grades in every single class. Then one day I reached college. On that day I learned that some classes are just a bunch of bullshit and don’t really matter. Those classes were called General Education Classes and required me to take classes that would have no real effect on my future career as a journalist/writer. One of these classes was Astronomy, something that I only have a passing interest in and something that I feel has little to do with the Theory of Evolution. Evolution is a biology subject; Astronomy is a section of physics. Evolution has to do with life and organisms; astronomy has to do with chemicals and stars and the universe. There is a small overlap, I will admit. But the main idea is that Evolution and the theory of evolution has very little to do with actual Astronomy. I have now writing two hundred words about how little I want to do this essay when I should be looking up actual facts to put in my essay. In conclusion, this paper is bullshit and I really do not enjoy your class at all Shanil. You are an ass, no matter how much you try not to be, and you go off on too many tangents for me to actually learn anything in your class. You might be a good person, but my first impression of you will forever taint that for me. Good day, sir.

                    I SAID GOOD DAY!