Oh, yeah, french lesson of the day that is fitting my mood...
In French, there is a vulgar expression to say "I'm bored."
It is "Je me fais chier" ("On se fait chier" for "we are bored/this is boring/this is annoying" anything around that.)
This is literally translated into "I am making me shit" or, if I had to adapt it in english. "This makes me want to shit."
Yes, there's being vulgar for the sake of being vulgar here but I heard it so often that when I am utterly bored or annoyed, I'm saying that whatever I am doing (or not doing) is a laxative and take a bathroom break. -.-
I think it's to say that "I'd rather shit than be doing that stuff" and it's quite well known that a lots of people does other stuff while on the toilet since even shitting is boring for most. (The amount of people admitting using their phone in the bathroom. bleh... I'm a scared of a lot of bacterias and I REALLY don't want to add bacterias to that thing I use everyday, no thanks. It's not so easy to wash a phone too if anything were to happen... I don't even bring it in the bathroom...)
I am sorry for talking about shitting so much... But how can't I when there's an expression like that in my mother's tongue!? ;-;