#not malware

[anxietyfilledmess]

I wanna jump scare a friend of mine with a crapton of views on a particular video before Christmas. Here's the channel, the video is the Undertale dub, go wild:

https://youtu.be/dx8PmklDUFU?si=YAwZ5Setij5l1BKC

[malware-wizard]

I spend all of my time learning the dark and arcane arts of the orb, and as a result am a very poor wizard in other aspects. I have learnt one teleportation spell and that is it.

Last night I wanted tea and had to find my cauldron so that I could heat up some water

[malware-wizard]

★Click here to DIE INSTANTLY★*

*we do not take responsibility for any injury or death from our product

I shall simply not do that

[malware-wizard]

Trick or Treat Mr Malware!

Trick me

[malware-wizard]

Click [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] to receive a free cookie!

But that I could, my friend.

[malware-wizard]

Hey, uhhh… currently trapped in a wizard college being forced to retake the tests I definitely didn’t cheat on. Anyways, I can’t get out, my orb got confiscated, and I’m using a spare in the dungeons I’m locked in.

I usually don’t bother you… but I might need some help. Don’t know if there’s anything you can do to unblock my orb, but it’d be helpful.

I find a Very Powerful N-chantment can bypass most blocking curses

[malware-wizard]

Click [here] to authorize Blog Gimmick """Inspiration"""

Doctors hate this one weird trick to instantly be funny!

This is definitely malware but I wholeheartedly accept