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@malware-wizard
Goes without saying that Louise, I will find you and you will not be safe
I'm celebrating my tower going 1 entire month without a workplace accident. Anyone is welcome to come to the party, but there should be
1: no summoning things
2: No hexes or curses cast
And 3: ABSOLUTELY NO TOUCHING THE BIG VAT OF MYSTERY LIQUID IT IS VERY DEADLY AND WILL KILL YOU
And those are all the rules, feel free to bring anyone or anything along!
Complimentary snacks and drinks are at the party.
The party is on the 4th of November.
People who are asked to attend but don't have to:
No hexes at all?!
Trick or Treat Mr Malware!
Trick me
Oki!!!
*places a Rune on your front door causing all your windows to become pitch black and unable to be used*
*it also installed an anti-virus onto your orb
I have no windows to better see my orb and there is no antivirus imaginable that could unmalware my orb
But that rune sucks because I never learnt runology so I have no idea what that does
Trick or Treat Mr Malware!
Trick me
Hey, uhhh… currently trapped in a wizard college being forced to retake the tests I definitely didn’t cheat on. Anyways, I can’t get out, my orb got confiscated, and I’m using a spare in the dungeons I’m locked in.
I usually don’t bother you… but I might need some help. Don’t know if there’s anything you can do to unblock my orb, but it’d be helpful.
I find a Very Powerful N-chantment can bypass most blocking curses
Only people who message me here first are scams
:(
i’m not a scam but watch out for @malware-wizard
ORB INCANTATION: 5273:D8A3:39F1:0
Really want an orb or perhaps an obelisk but so expensive<|:(((
If you can do hydrokinetics you can create an orb from water!
It takes a bit of training but its a lot cheeper!
Oh that sounds really cool!! You know my nemesis @evil-apprentice-wizard is pretty proficient in hydromancy !
*Splashes you*
My water orb broke. @malware-wizard sent me a virus and I had to get a new one. Apparently water orbs don't get antivirus unless you put it there yourself.
Luckily, Boss (combustion wizard) got me a cool new orb, and I haven't even broken it yet! Even though there are all these helpful ads that Boss told me not to click...
⚠️ Free Orbs ⚠️
Never annoy your orb supplier again with this one simple trick!
trying to follow the entire wizardposting community, reblog this post if you are a wizard blog and i will follow you
Wizard of the Coast
*A demonic bowl appears* *the demonic bowl eats all your orbs*
NOT AGAIN!! at least now i have insurance
@username-not-registered please replace my orbs
Hi hello howdy, I have plenty of Orbs to spare. Take as many as you'd like, as long as it's not more than 10% of my supply.
thank you! i knew insurance was a good idea
5 of my orbs have been eaten is that more than 10%
Unfortunately, it is. I only have nine orbs at the moment.
you are offering me .9 orbs???? but that is not nearly enough!!!!
compromise: i take roughly 55.56% of your supply and make you another soup
I will give you 5 orbs for free
Good orbs, only one previous owner
I was away for a day and my orbs got stolen all 5 of them
that sounds awful would you like some new orbs, only 2 previous owners
*A demonic bowl appears* *the demonic bowl eats all your orbs*
NOT AGAIN!! at least now i have insurance
@username-not-registered please replace my orbs
Hi hello howdy, I have plenty of Orbs to spare. Take as many as you'd like, as long as it's not more than 10% of my supply.
thank you! i knew insurance was a good idea
5 of my orbs have been eaten is that more than 10%
Unfortunately, it is. I only have nine orbs at the moment.
you are offering me .9 orbs???? but that is not nearly enough!!!!
compromise: i take roughly 55.56% of your supply and make you another soup
I will give you 5 orbs for free
Good orbs, only one previous owner
really???? haha, that almost sounds too good to be true!!
well, i sure do owe you a big thanks, malware wizard!
i’ll take those 5 orbs, please
fantastic.
If the orbs sometimes feel like they're sapping you of your energy and powering a server room, I wouldn't worry about it too much
*A demonic bowl appears* *the demonic bowl eats all your orbs*
NOT AGAIN!! at least now i have insurance
@username-not-registered please replace my orbs
Hi hello howdy, I have plenty of Orbs to spare. Take as many as you'd like, as long as it's not more than 10% of my supply.
thank you! i knew insurance was a good idea
5 of my orbs have been eaten is that more than 10%
Unfortunately, it is. I only have nine orbs at the moment.
you are offering me .9 orbs???? but that is not nearly enough!!!!
compromise: i take roughly 55.56% of your supply and make you another soup
I will give you 5 orbs for free
Good orbs, only one previous owner
Spell of throwing a brick at your fucking head
I cast Counterspell (I hit it back with a fucking baseball bat)
I would like to move to wizard island island since someone has shut off the aetherspace network from the rest of the world
Oh sure. Just tell me where you want your spot on the island and what you want it labeled as. I will warn you though, that ask will not be answered because unless I see it in the inbox to remind me, I'll forget.
Can I have a server room somewhere away from people; perhaps on the far west of the island
Guys how do i get an invite to wizard island island.
Simple! You must answer me these questions three, err the island you see.
What is it with you and questions three
This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.
2006-2008 Dodge Ram 1500
Autism be damned my blog can identify a car.
UBLOCK ORIGIN?
COMBUSTION WIZARD?
Announcement: I am bored again. Suggestions for wizard laws are open.
ban ed sheeran from wizard island island
was walking around the other day and nearly fucking died
Did he try to kill you or did his music
i was attacked by his aura