Fun taxonomy trick
Since all life is related, you can say stupid shit like: "Oh yeah harvestmen, they're not actually spiders. common misconception. They're actually related to elephants."
and not be wrong. Go ahead, tell people sloths are related to moss. Who cares if their last common ancestor predates multi-celular life or whatever. Have fun with it. No number of degrees of separation can un-relate things or remove them from a clade. If anyone says two animals aren't related because they're in a different order, please correct them. Dolphins are related to sharks actually. Cry about it.










