#not technically lying

[spid3rs0up]

Fun taxonomy trick

Since all life is related, you can say stupid shit like: "Oh yeah harvestmen, they're not actually spiders. common misconception. They're actually related to elephants."

and not be wrong. Go ahead, tell people sloths are related to moss. Who cares if their last common ancestor predates multi-celular life or whatever. Have fun with it. No number of degrees of separation can un-relate things or remove them from a clade. If anyone says two animals aren't related because they're in a different order, please correct them. Dolphins are related to sharks actually. Cry about it.

[doviegirlx]

What is your favorite fantasy?

being loved and adored 24/7

[calandrinon]

"I think I am having a problem with my email" it's me i am the problem, i never wrote any email and i never sent any either

[taekurtime]

Me: *sees a picture of Harry* Person: "Why are you smiling at your phone?" Me: "Oh, I saw a picture."

[izukyo]

Me visiting my family in New York:

Them: does juliana ( juju-bae) have a boyfriend yet??? Me: :)…no..

[themaskedphoenix]

So my aunt just said: what would you do if you were sitting around with your friends and they started passing around a joint? So I said: I don't hang out with those kind of people Then she said: well what if they started passing around a beer? So I said: I don't kno-uh beer is nasty. Beer is nasty but whiskey tastes great.