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8989 fuck you

[datubooty]

im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

[bussytwink-deactivated20210401]

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[macklesufficient]

there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

[macklesufficient]

a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service

[macklesufficient]

You get it

[mysticdragon3md3]

[atowerdweller]

It is my genuine pleasure to introduce you to the mensch, the myth, the legend,

Jewish Wolfwood was a regular sight at anime cons throughout the 2000s.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[queeryiddishkeit]

I need to put this on a tee shirt.

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[animentality]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Wikipedia editors are counting down the minutes until the air runs out and they can add Stockton Rush to that list

[venusrrvelez]

Oh look; right after the guy who made the Titanic.

[tanadrin]

I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.

[cryptotheism]

Some Uzbek digging a canal: “Oh fuck yes a free pot. This rules.”

[unlovelyfrankenstein]

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[lizardsister]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[apatheticlexicographer]