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‪Hamlet is a leather jacket lesbian and Ophelia is a denim jacket lesbian and you can fight me on this‬

#hamlet #shakespeare #shakesqueer #ophelia #denim jacket #leather jacket #lesbians #wlw

much love to everyone tonight. the lovers, the losers, the night shift workers, the college dropouts, the psychotics, the whores and the bores, my people!

loverboyfae

ask not for whom the bell peppers

augustdementhe

IT'S GLASS.

This is "Arras", by Mark Lewanski, and the medium is G L A S S.

Just incredible.

mysharona1987

desultory-suggestions

This genocide in Gaza has reached another horrific stage. They will try to numb you, make you feel powerless to help. You are not powerless. Protest, interfere, shout, boost, donate, and refuse to stop talking in detail about the genocide. Refuse to stop talking about the lives of Palestinians. Speak about it in class, at church, with friends, with acquaintances, with family, in your work. Do not let anyone shut you down.

Ya Zhou Pottery

cutekittenlady

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

cuprohastes

My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.

"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.

"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."

There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.

A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.

Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.

I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.

The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.

whumpster-fire

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

and-my-sword

a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

wolftoes

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

and-my-sword

tags by @wolftoes

some-stars

autocorrect just tried to change "omegaverse" to "metaverse" and i think i'm genuinely offended

some-stars

don't try to replace my holy speech with the devil's foul mutterings

amarula-gold

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

whats up

ink: diamine oxblood

escuerzoresucitado

worldbuilding-tomfoolery

Being extremely temporary confers on you the same reckless boldness as being immortal

fukurouonthesea

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

just wants a sippy. of tears :>

ink: small batch floral ink collection orange i bought in china, idk the brand since i lost the packaging

stjohnstarling

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.