A fic in four sentences
“Aren’t sacrifices supposed to be virgins?” Loki asked. “Because that could pose a problem.”
He looked triumphant.
“The Thunder God is not particular,” the priest said.
Loki’s face fell.

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A fic in four sentences
“Aren’t sacrifices supposed to be virgins?” Loki asked. “Because that could pose a problem.”
He looked triumphant.
“The Thunder God is not particular,” the priest said.
Loki’s face fell.
lance, on his fifth virgin margarita: barkeep, another one
keith, the bartender: should i put another swirly straw in it sir?
lance, appalled: absolutely not! make it a bendy swirly straw
My gialfwiend
Me: hey-hey-hey-hey-hey you know what? you know what??
Normal people: what?!
Me: THIS guy not virgin already))))))
(i hope)
Normal people: -_-
Me: )))))))))))
Who am I? Jesus is crying. He call me Greed!