#notafrog

[apofiss]

At the pond... 🐸 Wallpie here!

[salamander-offical]

helo

yes, it is me. a salamander.

thank you for visiting. please enjoy your stay.

important happenings:

offical salamander ranking (see below)

salamander news

salamander is leader of the opposition (officalverse)

salamander is now de facto leader of the officalverse, by virtue of salamander's great and powerful nature

more to come

offical salamander ranking (more wlil be added if you ask)

fire salamander (thats me): 10/10, no notes

olm: 9/10, needs more love after uppies scandal*

blue-spotted salamander: 7.5/10, pretty colors (not as pretty as me but still pretty) but a little small

mudpuppy: 6.5/10, looks like axolotl (bad memories) but is more friendly

axolotl: 0/10, made deal with devil (mr. mojang) and is now unviersaly hated by salamanderkind

things that are not salamanders, adn so will not be reviewed:

frog

toad

lizard

dni: axolotls, people who think salamander is frog/lizard, axolotl apogolists

*it has come to my attention that one olm (uppies georg) has been asking for uppies, and is now rated 1.5/10. he is pictured below:

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[paintfroge]

Ask box temporarily closed

Congrats lads! We’ve reached a point of blog success where I’m concerned about falling behind on requests! The box will be closed for a bit, but if you have something you’ve been meaning to request, just jot it down and send it in later c: For now, I’ll be making my way through the list I have and looking forward to what’s coming!

[myownjadedpieceofmind]

Hanging out with this guy on break. He's really not a good conversationalist. 😂 And sometimes, as a night auditor at hotel, this is the most socializing that I get to do. I'm not complaining. Beats some of the forced conversations I have with other humans. Today is going to be a great day. It's photoshoot day!! And I couldn't be more excited. Also, I got my hair done yesterday, so i am feeling pretty good about myself right now. #feelingfroggy #hesatoad #notafrog #nightshift #nightauditlife #mysociallife #photoshootday #alltheexcite #perspective #itsagoodday #rainynights #amphibianfriend #mybreakbuddy #hedoesnttalkmuch #hotelnightauditor #hospitality #frontdesk https://www.instagram.com/p/B1yJ4a5lGzP/?igshid=kopu4oxn8p9j

[lividexpression]

My very own #hypnotoad I found outside on the porch. #toad #animal #italy #italia #notafrog #amphibiansofinstagram #amphibian #cold-blooded #night #notta #eye #yellow #green #brown (at Zombie Survival Center- Italy Base)

[salamander-offical]

stop calling me a frog

[paintfroge]

Request box open again!

The FAQ has also been updated to reflect a new approach to requests

[doublemegative]

i need a way to follow people on uquiz notafrog is posting straight bangers