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How to Return to School After a Holiday

Step 1: walk to your classroom, open up the door, and step inside

Step 2: realize you have entered the ENTIRELY wrong class

Step 3: realize that everyone is staring at you

Step 4: take a bow, turn, and wordlessly walk back out

Step 5: book it down the hall to the right classroom so that no one has time to laugh

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How to Effectively Wrap a Present

Step 1: place the gift on top of a sheet of wrapping paper

Step 2: test the size by folding the paper over the gift to make the ends meet

Step 3: cut the appropriate size

Step 4: tape all edges together neatly

Step 5: see that little tiny strip on the backside where the two ends didn't meet but reveal pretty much the gist of whatever it is you're trying to wrap

Step 6: try to cover it with more paper

Step 7: realize it looks even messier, slap a bow on it, and throw it under the tree who cares merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

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How to Take a Test

Step 1: open test booklet

Step 2: put the pencil to the paper and just go to town

Step 3: write down everything you possibly know (that includes if the question asks you to draw a parabola and you write out Christopher Columbus's voyage to America)

Step 4: hand in test

Step 5: listen to your friends talk about their answers, commence worry

Step 6: reach back, mess your hair up, and start singing "Let it Go" as loud as you can