#notsocinderella

[ashesandhoney]

notsocinderella replied to your post“every time someone subscribes to Sealed Away i get this wave of...”

You can put the fic up for adoption of you wish. Everyone gets to keep their bookmarks and such but it won't be tied to your name anymore. Its a way to detach a fic from yourself without taking it diwn

unreasonably and ridiculously 

i know i am being ridiculous

i know what i just wrote in that post

really

i do 

really 

but unreasonably and ridiculously my response to that idea is “NO MINE”

if its going to be on the damn internet, i want it to be mine. *grabby hands*

I write porn sometimes that I don’t want attached to my name but I can’t bring myself to post it to an anon collection or orphan it. I just leave it on my hard drive because of my unreasonable and ridiculous NO MINE toddler reaction. 

[warning author is a toddler]

I’m not going to pull Sealed Away despite my toddler brain going breakthetoysbreakthetoysbreakthetoys. I added a “this is abandoned” note in the description which will hopefully mean that people won’t send me “when will you update” comments. 

Your advice is good. 

I am just a toddler. 

[doldrum]

notsocinderella replied to your post “Seriously”

That's all good and dandy except Maggie already has her pact.

Yeah, I just meant that when she formed her pact, she probably was on the TITAN- controlled school planet at the beginning of the comic. 

[patriziapepe93]

Cinderella is coming! #notsocinderella #glitteraddiction

[charlesoberonn]

*whispers* what's the m word

Google: "The Scottish Play"

[strawberry-concrete]

Okay okay okay. Im super bored and I'm gonna promo myself.

I’m bored as hell, seriously. It’s midnight and I need something to do. If you Follow+like this post+ message me a “<3 please" and ill draw an article of clothing that suits your blog theme! I'll accept all requests from now until 1:20 AM in NY time (idk what that is solve for A?)  I'm not picu if you have a specific idea of what you want please just tell me in the messages!

[notsocinderellastories-blog]

How to Return to School After a Holiday

Step 1: walk to your classroom, open up the door, and step inside

Step 2: realize you have entered the ENTIRELY wrong class

Step 3: realize that everyone is staring at you

Step 4: take a bow, turn, and wordlessly walk back out

Step 5: book it down the hall to the right classroom so that no one has time to laugh

[strawberry-concrete]

Smh just make my life harder why don't you

There's a blog called "notsocinderellastories" made probably only within the last six months, and they tag EVERY SINGLE POST they make with "notsocinderella" like hon. Did you even check is that was kinda TAKEN?? So like every time I see a little +1 next to my tag, I don't even get excited anymore thinking people are posting stuff about me- nah just this white girl thinking she's cool. Smh. Get off my tag thanks.

[notsocinderellastories-blog]

How to Effectively Wrap a Present

Step 1: place the gift on top of a sheet of wrapping paper

Step 2: test the size by folding the paper over the gift to make the ends meet

Step 3: cut the appropriate size

Step 4: tape all edges together neatly

Step 5: see that little tiny strip on the backside where the two ends didn't meet but reveal pretty much the gist of whatever it is you're trying to wrap

Step 6: try to cover it with more paper

Step 7: realize it looks even messier, slap a bow on it, and throw it under the tree who cares merry Christmas to all and to all a good night