Got this in my inbox tonight
Hi! :) I really enjoyed your profile. It seems as if we would get along fairly well! Or at least share some laughs. I'm Brandon, I hate the fact that I'm on a dating website. When I was a kid my dream was to be a person who owned a dog. Not be on a dating site haha Anyways, I do Stand-Up Comedy full time. It's fun. And depressing. Mostly the traveling and being alone is depressing. Haha Maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :) I promise it won't be awkward or depressing. I should tell you this though... And keep in mind that I am in no way trying to come across as creepy or perverted. At all... My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size. So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me. I apologize if you find that rude or in bad taste. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :) I hope that doesn't scare you away. I genuinely hope to hear back from you :) Ps. Your eyes are gorgeous. Very intense! :) I probably should have said that up front. Lol Brandon