#okcupidenemies

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okstupid vol. 1

moiiseau

24 / F / Bisexual / Single

moiiseau explained her answer publicly

Q: How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

A: Less important than you might think

Explanation: “I usually enjoy my lover's natural smell.”

You should message me if

Your into African American females

  35% Match 47% Friend 83% Enemy

 What I’m doing with my life

I am trying to no i will get my bachelors in business and also i wanna go to culinary skool and cook I love cooking that is my passion.I had gotten injured a month ago or whatever and rite now im in physical therapy and is feeling very good .Im not letting this get in front of what i wanna do imma take online classes

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Who wouldn't want to hit that?

I have a FB friend who occasionally posts hilarious OK Cupid profile pictures that she comes across. Apparently on a typical Friday night, he is "completely drunk and lonely."

[femalederection-blog]

Got this in my inbox tonight

Hi! :)  I really enjoyed your profile. It seems as if we would get along fairly well! Or at least share some laughs.  I'm Brandon, I hate the fact that I'm on a dating website. When I was a kid my dream was to be a person who owned a dog. Not be on a dating site haha  Anyways, I do Stand-Up Comedy full time. It's fun. And depressing. Mostly the traveling and being alone is depressing. Haha Maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :)  I promise it won't be awkward or depressing.  I should tell you this though... And keep in mind that I am in no way trying to come across as creepy or perverted. At all...  My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.  So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.  I apologize if you find that rude or in bad taste. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :)  I hope that doesn't scare you away.  I genuinely hope to hear back from you :)  Ps.  Your eyes are gorgeous. Very intense! :)  I probably should have said that up front. Lol  Brandon

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Dude, We've Met Before (And Recently)

So by getting to know me you mean saying more about yourself? How am I even supposed to respond to this?

But going back a little.. I've met this guy before, around three weeks prior to this message. He and I talked about his art projects in detail at a party and I considered buying a painting off him, so we exchange contact information. The dude proceeds to text me at all hours of the day asking me out, at first I do the polite I'm busy thing which is true. Then the texts at the 4-6am region started. What do you hope to accomplish at that point? I think we need to start a "how to date" seminar in highschool for boys so this shit can happen less. A "what are you up to" text at 5am only has one answer: SLEEPING TIL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. 

So as I'm still getting these texts, this email pops up obviously not recognizing who I am. 

Da fuq, dude.

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the main show here people. isn't the video/song, that's just an accompaniment expressing my FEELINGS about what has happened to my fucking blog.