#notintendedtobeafactualstatement

[daniel-oneiroi]

if “i was scared of him and standing my ground” is actually a legitimate defense then it must now be permitted for every woman to shoot several people per day

If it’s a legitimate shooting, the body has ways of just shutting that whole thing down.

[atthevoidsedge]

As long as we're having fun with paintings of made up shit that never happened...

[mloo]

#notintendedtobeafactualstatement

if rick santorum is elected president, he will ban dancing in America. Which means Kevin Bacon won't get to dance at his prom, and that would be a real shame.

[tricksterathome-blog-blog]

nobody has ever fought more for the rights of women than I have. But fifty percent of the unborn babies that are being aborted are females.

GOP Rep. Virginia Foxx (NC) speaking on the House Floor during debate on "Protect Life Act".

I think Virginia Foxx and John Kyl attended the same public speaking classes as they both have a tendency for untrue statements. And as coincidence would have it, they were both speaking about Abortion statistics that do not exist let alone one that can be simply misunderstood. In other words, they pulled that one out of their a$$.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

[emory]

made-up statistic

43% of comments on MacUpdate are people whining about the Mac App Store and Lion.

[paupersinyourpocket]

Do you ever want to be the prince instead of the pauper?

Absolutely NOT. Princes may have nice stockings, ponies, and pretty ladies, but Paupers have strength, non-incestuous breeding, and tough broads. Plus, everybody loves the underdog. The Royal Wedding may have gotten a lot of press, but not nearly as much love and attention as that one homeless guy with the made-for-radio voice (#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement). Paup on!

[thomasseymat]

NEW YORK – Donald Trump will run for President in France next year. 

After announcing he would not seek the Republican nomination for 2012 yesterday, Trump revealed today that he has not given up on his political aspirations. They have just crossed the pond.

He’s decided to pursue a run for president in France. Trump will face the incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy in next year’s election. (...) Trump explained:

"That’s how I do business. I see a void and I fill it. I see an empty lot and I build on it. That’s the case with France and Mr. Strauss-Kahn. He can’t be elected now or ever. Nowhere, not even in France. So, a spot has opened. And I’m ready. I’m flying over to Paris in the jet tonight. We’re having some shirts printed up and I’m going to shoot them out with a t-shirt gun, just like they do at the Met game. It’s going to be fantastic.”

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I guess timing is important for satire, this article nails it.

[knowyourmeme]

This month's highlights: Nyan Cat captivates millions of YouTubers and Vocaloid users; Redditers react to a picture of an abandoned coal mine in Japan, dubs it Anti-Zombie Fortress; Intense debate ensues on the forums as people try to wrap their heads around the dubious implication of the math problem 48÷2(9+3) = x; Canv.as users poke fun at Mark Zuckerberg’s reaction face (played by Jessie Eisenberg) based on a scene from the 2010 drama film The Social Network, spawning a multipane series known as Zuckerberg Note Pass; Arizona’s Republican Senator Jon Kyl tries to cover up his statistics gaffe during the budget debate by explaining “it wasn’t supposed to be a factual statement,” Stephen Colbert launches a tongue-in-cheek smear campaign on Twitter known as #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement.

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