#nouel x reader

[married-to-google-translater]

Maven can you please stop fighting Nouel, He didn't did anything wrong to you

Maven: Honey this is not a dispute. This is the moment when I finally get rid of that fucking cancer cat! A polluted pest.

Nouel: * Sob * but I didn't do anything. I just ate paper.

Maven: Paper! PAPER! It was a picture of Y/N. Just thinking about eating it should result in a death sentence. *mumble* seven hour clarification of Y / N scheduleists. I hung my head down from the tree for half an hour so I could take a picture of Y / N changing clothes.

Nouel: *started running away during Mave’s monologue*

Maven: Hey! Come back!

[married-to-google-translater]

Nouel,come here,lay on your belly up*tickle his belly* who is my cutie neko,who,who?

Nouel: Hmmmmmmmmmm. Do you have another Neko? You can’t mean Alan because he’s clearly from hell. * moment of silence * Ooooooooh you meant me. * smile * I'm your good cute Neko. *Lay on his belly* Yeeee

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Nouel, my cutie, come here, do you want a hug,i have some tuna,*grabs Nouel and hug him* i love you Nouel, do you love me?

Nouel: Yeah I love... TUNA. Tuna tuna tuna tuna tunaaaaaaaaa. *Hug you* But of course I love the person who gives me a tuna, the person who gives me warm hugs, the person who has given me a warm home and the person who protects me from my shit brother. I really love you.

And I won't let anyone take you away. As Alan says, "if any competitor comes to visit, take a deep breath, boil a pot of coffee and pour it into the competitor's arms. If they hurt you they are an evil animal abuser."

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But Nouel, i need to you take your bath, if you don't, your fur will become to gross and i can't caress you,what's your choice bath or no caress?

Nouel: B-but it's bath. And there is always bad water in the bath that is wet. I don’t want bath in bad water. Except *a cunning smile* Maybe I want to go to the bath if you come there with me. Yeah that would be nice.

[married-to-google-translater]

Nouel,cutie , come here,come to me, i'll give you love and some milk, if you're thrist,my beloved neko,*got him* gotcha, now its time to your bath and i promise everything i sayed before

Nouel: Oooh yeah I can take milk.... Aaaaah You liar. You betrayed me. Alan, my brother help me. Stop laughing and come help. *gets an idea * * turns into a human and lies on the floor * Ha you can't get me in the bath if I'm human. Or do you want to see me naked? Y/N why are you looking at me strangely?

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Noeul I brought you two boxes of tuna now can i hug you?

Nouel: Yeeee tuna. Why is it in a cover? Tuna come here. *Nouel tries to bite a tuna can* Ouch that hurts. *hiss* No Reader I don't give tuna back.

*after five minutes*

Readeeeer. maybe I need help.

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Nouel are you okej? I heard you were talking with Maven? You need a hug buddy? We can cuddle if you would like? 😊

Nouel: *sob* Yes I need cuddles. Lots of cuddles. *hug you* Maven is big bad meanie. please protect me my love. *hug you* This feels good. *Nouel starts to purr*

*angry Maven Noices in background*

[married-to-google-translater]

Nouel, please stop appearing beside me in the morning without your clothes on. I understand that you just turn into a human when you woke up,but.. wait a minute.. WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO ON MY BED? I THOUGHT I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU YOUR OWN BED!

Nouel: B-but you are warm and soft. My bet is just cold. I just want warmth and love so I don't catch a cold. Besides, why do I have to keep clothes when Alan gets to be in a bathrobe. That is unfair.

Besides, admit off you like to sleep with cat because you think I’m cute. *smile* Am I right?