#nouel

[linosaur]

The Boy Next World

* theory *

I don’t think the parallel worlds exist. It’s all in Cir’s head. He’s been in love with Phu for years and in his coma his brain invented this reality where he and Phu are together.

Edit: okay, I guess I was wrong lol

[married-to-google-translater]

Maven can you please stop fighting Nouel, He didn't did anything wrong to you

Maven: Honey this is not a dispute. This is the moment when I finally get rid of that fucking cancer cat! A polluted pest.

Nouel: * Sob * but I didn't do anything. I just ate paper.

Maven: Paper! PAPER! It was a picture of Y/N. Just thinking about eating it should result in a death sentence. *mumble* seven hour clarification of Y / N scheduleists. I hung my head down from the tree for half an hour so I could take a picture of Y / N changing clothes.

Nouel: *started running away during Mave’s monologue*

Maven: Hey! Come back!

[godsavetheanimalz]

I can’t with this song!! I can’t with this queen!! My favorite record of the year so far!!

[married-to-google-translater]

Nouel,come here,lay on your belly up*tickle his belly* who is my cutie neko,who,who?

Nouel: Hmmmmmmmmmm. Do you have another Neko? You can’t mean Alan because he’s clearly from hell. * moment of silence * Ooooooooh you meant me. * smile * I'm your good cute Neko. *Lay on his belly* Yeeee

[married-to-google-translater]

Maven whats happening Why is Nouel Sobbing??

Maven: Oh he just... * Realizes he's in trouble because Nouel is a cat and no one likes animal teaser's* bumped into one of my shrines and cries for forgiveness for accidentally breaking your hair ring that I "borrowed" from you three years ago.

Nouel: *Realizes he gets attention from you and throws himself dramatically on the floor* AAAAAAAAAAH! Maven step on my tail after I accidentally broke one of his hair circle's. I think it's broken. Do you know a kiss could improve it.

Maven: *mumble* I swear if that cat didn't make Y/N happy it would have died so many times that its 9 lives would be of no help. Nouel tail fracture doesn't heal with a kiss either! Learn medicine!

Nouel: *glare Maven* Animal torturer.

Maven: Nouel, I'm a surgeon. Be quiet if you don't want me to do a vasectomy for you while you sleep.

Nouel: Y/N Maven is threatening me with medi-thibg again!!

[married-to-google-translater]

Nouel, my cutie, come here, do you want a hug,i have some tuna,*grabs Nouel and hug him* i love you Nouel, do you love me?

Nouel: Yeah I love... TUNA. Tuna tuna tuna tuna tunaaaaaaaaa. *Hug you* But of course I love the person who gives me a tuna, the person who gives me warm hugs, the person who has given me a warm home and the person who protects me from my shit brother. I really love you.

And I won't let anyone take you away. As Alan says, "if any competitor comes to visit, take a deep breath, boil a pot of coffee and pour it into the competitor's arms. If they hurt you they are an evil animal abuser."

[married-to-google-translater]

But Nouel, i need to you take your bath, if you don't, your fur will become to gross and i can't caress you,what's your choice bath or no caress?

Nouel: B-but it's bath. And there is always bad water in the bath that is wet. I don’t want bath in bad water. Except *a cunning smile* Maybe I want to go to the bath if you come there with me. Yeah that would be nice.

[married-to-google-translater]

Nouel,cutie , come here,come to me, i'll give you love and some milk, if you're thrist,my beloved neko,*got him* gotcha, now its time to your bath and i promise everything i sayed before

Nouel: Oooh yeah I can take milk.... Aaaaah You liar. You betrayed me. Alan, my brother help me. Stop laughing and come help. *gets an idea * * turns into a human and lies on the floor * Ha you can't get me in the bath if I'm human. Or do you want to see me naked? Y/N why are you looking at me strangely?