#npc quotes

[saintlexii]

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[grumpy-limsan-customs-cat]

---Y' want to know about the Yamagarasu? Ugh, they're barely a family nowadays, just a bunch of riffraff constantly actin' as a thorn in th' proper groups' side. Still...anyone who's tried t' teach them a lesson has ended up regrettin' it. Or so I've heard, anyways!

A Talkative Hingan Merchant

[th3p1nkfr34k]

Random Things I heard today in Saints Row 2 I found worth noting

*Some of these may be incomplete because the NPC was interrupted by something. 

“Thanks for breaking Laura out” ~ random Saint/Pedestrian 

“You know, my Wendel is buried in the same cemetery as Shogo” ~ some old lady

“Tell Johnny I talked to Aisha” ~ random mall goth

“Why are we called the Ronin? We have a leader” ~ some Ronin girl

these all made me stop and take a second to think about these people

[bdo-chalia]

It’s out of sight, out of mind with men. What if he cheats on me while we’re apart?

[bloodoflordaeron]

To reach the gates of Heaven we must first march through Hell.

Sister Credence II, quoting Bishop Paol le Pen.

[playingforpix]

Toma: Mornings are the WORST.

Yes they are.

[saintlexii]

Masterlist

- I just wanted to do a little off track betting. 

- I have a family, I can't afford to be a hero!

- This thing still better run!

- You better have insurance!

- Do I look like some poor person you can just hit?

- You think you're a big man, don't you?

- To sit in sullen silence on a dull dark dock.

- China Town is a poor substitute for the real thing.

- I'm going to Rico's club tonight, it's not like I we him money.

- How much do you cost?

- I can't believe that bastard had the balls to hold the door open for me.

- I can't believe my nephew joined up with those Westside - whatever they're calleds.

- Why those mother fuckers keep asking me what time it is?

- Ain't no way around it, my crew's gonna fuck you up!

- Men like you make me sick.

- I don't wanna lower myself by speaking with you.

- People like you turn the Barrio into a warzone.

- I've heard all about you, so don't think you're getting any of this!

- You wanna head on back to my trailer, baby?

- I'm pressing charges!

- I'm surprised Julius would get mixed up with someone like you.

- My people don't really know your people.

- I wanna read about this stuff, not live it!

- Oh wow, she's gotta be a hooker!

- The police will take care of you soon enough!

- Thanks for checking if I'm okay, asshole!

- Can't believe my parents still give me a curfew.

- Get lost drop out.

- Maybe Tanya will hire me back.

- My grandpa says Julius ain't nothing but a bitch, that true?

- Trust me, you don't know who you're dealing with.

- You hear what they sell under the counter at Brown Baggers?

- I hope I have better luck tomorrow.

- I don't know what people are talking about, you don't seem like a bitch.

- You bottom feeders only make things worse.

- Wow, that's so big... Really, I mean it.

- Why are you strapping that on?

- You're prettier than that last girl I had.

- Is this your first time or something?

- Use the cigarette lighter.

- I thought you said I could keep the panties.

- Don't be shy, use as many fingers as you want.

- You deserve a uh ticket!

- I gotta hit the showers, I smell like a whore.

- You woman hating jackass!

- It'll wash out of your hair eventually.

- Sorry about your handbag.

- I got some pills if you wanna party!

- You missed me, asshole!

- I swear, the next person to call me twinkie gets their nose broken.

- I wander what happened to Luz. I haven't seen her since she started dating Angelo.

- Hey, are you a pimp?

- Have you ever thought about getting a real job?

- Why don't you ditch those skanky hoes and be with a real woman?

- It's not all about material possessions, man.

- I wish my parents would let me shave.

- You look familiar... Did I defend you once?

- When Hughes is elected, all of your ghetto friends are gonna be history.

- You tell that scrub, Dex, that I'm on to him.

- It takes more than running the Row to impress us here.

- You got something you wanna say to me, bitch?

- Up to no good, son?

- You got your work cut out for you, Playa.

- Any good clubs in Saints Row?

- You don't think being in a gang is a turn on, do ya?

- How the fuck did they make child support mandatory?

-It breaks my heart seeing a sister disrespecting herself by turning tricks.

- You lookin' lonely, honey.

- You know a guy named Troy? That asshole never called me back.

- When are men gonna get that talking about cars is a bigger turn off than syphilis. 

- I think all the rap music is making kids violent.

- Fur is murder!

- So what is 3rd Street? A modeling agency?

- Those Rollerz are a blight on the suburbs.

- I have seen you friend Johnny in court. He has quite the temper.

- So you hang out with that Johnny guy, right?

- Oh darn, I forgot to wear those panties he likes.

- Since I'm a gentleman, I'll let you pick the hoe.

- Be careful, flashy clothes don't stop a bullet.

- We need to save the trees!

- Look, I don't want any trouble... homie.

- How am I supposed to pay for a hooker when I keep getting held up?

- Are you one of those awful gang boys?

- Could you give Johnny my number?

- Stay away from the drugs, you hear me?

- Shit, my baby sister's more gangster than you.

-I wander where I can meet some Asian chicks.

- If you want some high grade dick, just let me know.

[saintlexii]

Saints Row NPC Quotes

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