𝔄𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔢

I write sometimes, fanfiction mostly.

[saintlexii]

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9

[destroyed-by-clato]

Clove: “It’s not always love when you feel a butterfly in your stomach.” Cato: “What??” Clove, grinning: “Sometimes it’s a knife.”

[askclato-deactivated20230629]

Computer: Enter password.

Katniss: Peeta.

Computer: Too weak.

Katniss: *about to break the computer* say that again, motherfucker.

[multifandomconfusion]

Prim: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Peeta: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Finnick: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Peeta: We’re not talking about flavour, Finnick!

Finnick: Flavour counts!

Peeta: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Katniss: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Peeta: Okay, but-

Katniss: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Finnick: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Peeta: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, FINNICK!

Finnick: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, PEETA!

Prim: I- Jesus-

[khalicooker]

reblog to hit the person u rebloged from with a water balooon

[only-tiktoks]

[telumendils]

Varl: How long do you think you can go without sleep before you start hallucinating?

Aloy: 74 hours

Varl: How do you know that?

Aloy: [sharpening her spear] there’s a clown behind you

[depsidase]

[lvl99goblin]

[incorrect-queen-70s]

Roger: You treat an outside wound by rubbing alcohol

Roger: and you treat an inside wound by drinking alcohol. Science.

[banana-bread-thread]

I create my own concert 🎶

[january-cinders]

Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like they’re all beating you up with their instruments.

[unclefather]

[ncllywrites]

the REAL third jacobs’ child 😤

[melognut]

"fun" fact : I will never stop being sad about the fact that Ash and Lexi never met.

[ilikepipecleanerswitheyes]

me seeing the shit some people say about javon walton

[harlowsfezco-deactivated2022070]

I’m not anti fexi, in fact I LOVE fexi. but pls for the love of god, stop making that raid scene and ash dying about fexi. It’s NOT about them. fez had to watch his 14 year old brother die and y’all are over here like “ash sacrificed himself so lexi and fez can have a normal life🥺” “fez was probably thinking about lexi when…” no. stfu pls. stop fucking romanticising ash dying. that whole raid scene wasn’t romantic or anything. stop being weird.

[mytvjunk]