#nrj's

[eros-telesse]

Jonathan : *Laying face down on the table*

Nancy : So Steve said he liked you?

Jonathan, muffled : Yeah.

Nancy : ...And you asked him to marry you?

Jonathan : Yeah...

Argyle : And??!! Dude! How’d he react?!

Jonathan, frustrated, raises his arms in the air : I don't know, I ran before I could scare him even more! What's next ? I say that I already have a ring??? God!

*Meanwhile*

Steve, kicking the door to the Robin's room with 12 bottles of champagne : Robs! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

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Steve : Fine, I forgive you. But no more big gestures under the advice of the children.

Jonathan : Ahaha- Of course, of course.

*Turns around to whisper into a walkie-talkie*

Jonathan : Abort! Abort!

*Cut to Nancy and Robin lighting up fire work*

Nancy : Hun... Too late.

Jonathan : What do you mean too late?!

*A firework bursts into the sky, saying "I love you Steve"*

Jonathan : Pff, nothing to do with me! It must be a different Steve.

*Another firework display that says "from Jonathan."*

Jonathan : Hun, must be a different Jonathan...

*Another one who says "Byers <3"*

Jonathan : Ahaha- W-What are the chances...?

*The last one, which is an image of Jonathan's head*

Steve : ...

Jonathan : ...

Steve : Jona-

[eros-telesse]

Robin : I put the pun in punishment!

Vicky : I put the top in unstoppable.

Nancy : I put the cute in execute.

Steve : I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Eddie : I put the ass in class!

Jonathan : I put the D in Steve.

Steve : *Spits out*

Eddie : Daaamn!

Argyle : Nice!

Robin : Ew.

Vickie : Oh my-

Nancy : THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK !

[eros-telesse]

NRJ'S studies in Jonathan's house

Jonathan taking a break and rummaging through his fridge : There’s nothing in the fridge...

Steve : Well, you could always eat me.

Jonathan :

Steve :

Jonathan : Well if you insist.

*A sexually charged staring contest*

Nancy, loudly closing her book : Do you realize there’s other people in the room when you say shits?

Robin not looking up from her book : No, they don't care.

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Nancy : If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Robin : Sex!

Vickie : Seriously, answer faster.

Robin : I’m sorry honey, when she said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you!!!

Vickie sarcastic : Wow, make me feel so much better.

Nancy : Steve, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Steve : Food.

Vickie : Stop looking like a proud peacock Byers.

Nancy : Okay, how about sex or your car?

Steve : Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice!

Jonathan : ... I don't know how I feel about the fact that sex with me, is on the same level has your car.

Vickie : How do you think I feel??

Robin : You saw Sophie's choice Steve?

Nancy : What about you Argyle? What would you give up sex or food?

Argyle : Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Nancy : No, you gotta pick one.

Argyle : Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

[eros-telesse]

Happy New Year, late!

Eddie : Alright! 1986 the years of Eddie!

*Steve smile a bit sad*

Steve : We're very happy for you Eds.

Eddie : What's the matter?

*Jonathan and Steve exchange a look*

Jonathan whispering : We wanted to kiss a midnight, but nobody else is going to, so you know...

Eddie : Alright, I'll take care of it !

Jonathan : No-

Steve : Eddie!

Eddie : Ah! Ah! Ah! Let me do it !

*He leave*

Eddie : Robs! Robs! Robs! Who are you kissing at midnight?

Robin : What.

Eddie : We'll you've gotta kiss someone, can't kiss your best friend ?

Robin : Who's gonna kiss my best friend ?!

Eddie : Jonathan !

Robin : Oh man... Really??

Eddie : Dude! Dude. Who would you rath kiss your best friend, me or Jonathan ?

Robin : That's a good point.

Eddie : Yeah!

Robin : We'll, I don't want to kiss boys, and Nancy doesn't really like me, so I guess... Vickie... *She blush*

Eddie : Okay great!

*He leave*

Eddie : Vickie ! Vickie ! Robin want to kiss you at midnight!

Vickie : SHE WHAT ?! Are you serious??? EDDIE !

*He leave, again*

Nancy : Hey Nance! I'm gonna kiss you at midnight!

Nancy : What?!

Eddie : Well everyone has to kiss someone, can't kiss Jonathan or Steve, got the history. And Vicky and Robin already gonna kiss!

Nancy : So?

Eddie : So, would you rather kiss me, or Argyle?

Nancy : Oh, good point.

People : 3! 2! 1!

*Nancy shrugs and kisses Eddie. Robin and Vickie share a shy kiss while they blush. In the corner you can see Argyle kissing Eden. And finally Jonathan and Steve watch the scene with amusement before turning to each other and exchanging a deep kiss.*

[eros-telesse]

Nancy : Those moments when straight people assume you're one of them and you feel like a queer secret agent.

Robin : Lesbionage!

Steve : Bi spy!

Jonathan : It's an ace case.

Eddie : Secret gaygent!

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Eddie : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Nancy : No.

Robin : Nope!

Jonathan : Absolutely not.

Argyle : I hope it's suck, whatever you're going through!

*They all laughs*

Vickie : I hope it suck???

Eddie : What the fuck!

Chrissy : I hope it emotionally scares you for the rest of your life!

Nancy : Pfff-

Steve : I hope you reach out to me, so I can ignore you.

Vickie : STEVE?!

*Laughing intensifies*

Steve : I can't wait to go to you funeral knowing that I could've change that outcome.

Argyle : STEVIE BOY, OH MY GOD!

*More laughing*

Jonathan : Oh brother-

Eddie : WHAT THE HECK ! I WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU WOULD BE THERE FOR ME ?!?!