#nsfgotham

[pickxyourxpath]

YO Cleo if someone gives Polkadot man a blowjob, does that mean they're tasting the rainbow?

- Cleo -

"Oh my god.. This is not something you ask ME. You ask HIM."

[pickxyourxpath]

Cleo - fmk - Polkadot Man, Peacemaker, and Flag?

- Cleo -

"Oh no, we're doing these now are we?"

"Fuck Flag I guess, Marry Abner because he's a sweet man, and kill Peacemaker. Just- kill Peacemaker."

[pickxyourxpath]

Eddie, we've learned of one question mark's fave porn star, what's yours?

- Ed -

"I must apologize, I do not watch pornographic media most of the time."

"As I've said before; I am not interested in sex nor watching it. I do not condemn those that do, I simply do not enjoy nor want it myself."

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For Jon : Fuck, Marry, get drunk with : Professor Pyg, Victor Zsasz and Mr. Freeze

- Jonathan -

“Wow. You hit hard right off the bat, eh?”

“Marry Mr. Freeze, no question. Have you SEEN how he treats his lover? Of course I’d never want to take dear Nora’s place, but if he was free to marry I’d be down with it.”

“Ok, so that leaves... hmm.”

“I think I’d fuck Zsasz because the only time I’ve ran into him is at Mask’s place and I think he’d behave a little better in his boss’ club’s bathroom, and I’ve no problems with drinking with Pyg. Done it a couple of times, actually. Quite an interesting talk, I must say.”

[pandavalkyrie]

oh gosh i want in on these terrifying badfic shennanigans

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