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Just a heads up but I'm dealing with this terrible news in a very British way: Getting absolutely pissed out of my head and drunkenly determining a life plan and then really thinking it over when I'm in bed with a hangover. So if I start making drunk posts sorry but I don't think I'll have a filter tonight.
MY PEACH IS A MESS AND IM GLAD MY PROFILE IS PUT SO ONLY PPL WHO I LET CAN SEE IT BC AT THIS POINT ID BE KINKSHAMED TO HELL
that is a girl fucking a table on my dash
okay so today I was the only one home, and my sister comes home with her boyfriend, without my parents knowing, So, I’m cool with it, whatever, just washing the dishes. Then, I come out of the kitchen once I finish AND THAT DUDE IS FREAKING LAYING ALL OVER HER AND IT WAS JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME LIKE I ONLY MER HIM LIKE 2 OTHER TIMES AND NOW THIS? okay so yeah whatever I don’t say anything to them or anything, I just get my stuff and leave the room. Well, an hour later, my sister has to go to work so I tell her bye and everything. She leaves with her boyfriend. Well a couple seconds later she comes back because her boyfriend forgot something in the house. So, I tell her that I’m sorry if I was being mean or weird or anything, it was just that I didn’t know how to act and it was weird for me. I also mention how he was laying all over her. Then, she was like well I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable AND SHE WAS FUCKING MAD AT ME LIKE WTF I JUST TOLD YOU THAT I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE AND YOU GET MAD AT ME FOR IT LIKE WTF THE FUCK AND SHE FUCKING LEFT WHILE I WAS STILL TALKING TO HER LIKE WTF HOW RUDE IM JUST SO FLIPPING MAD. And I know that none of this is her boyfriends fault, but I’M JUST SO MAD AT MY SISTER LIKE REALLY WHY CAN’T YOU JUST HANG OUT WITH HIM WHEN IM NOT HOME OR HANG OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE
apparently ppl have developed a seaweed that tastes like bacon?? why tho
how come i see dicks all the damn time on insta but lady nipples get taken down?? where is the justice
friend w/o tits: *buys push up bras*
me: k
me: *wants to buy push up jeans for my flat ass*
friend w/o tits: that’s cheating
me:
