Courier Cat likes caramel. Brown sugar or toffee is also a favourite. Loves candy corn!
Catarzan has never tried candy before. Maybe he would like wafers? Candy corn is eh.
Haniwa Cat can only eat rock candy. Popping candy might work too. Liquids or chocolate might screw up his structure. Would enjoy candy corn.
Cactus Cat nibbles on lolipops and suckers. If you don't like cherry, he's not sharing anything with you. Doesn't like candy corn, gives it to the Lils instead.
Gas Mask likes popping candy and Ring Pops. They go well with flames! Candy corn is okay.
Exorcist Cat would eat candy no one has heard before. Definetely foreign stuff. Gives candy corn to his demon friends.
Surgeon Cat is more of a soda cat. She has quite the tolerance to sour candies. Candy corn is too sweet.
Armoured Firefly guzzles down corn syrup blood. His sons are scared. Doesn't like candy corn, but Kabuto does.
Supercar Cat likes Kit Kats. He purposely breaks them the opposite way. Candy corn is his favourite.
Raquet Cat eats popcorn. White cheddar or salted are the only ones she'll eat. She's picky when it comes to candy corn.
Mushroom eats weird gummies with no label. Give him literally anything and he eats it. Candy corn is very yummy!
The Ancient Eggs celebrate Thanksgiving. Surely nothing will go wrong, right?
The Ancient Eggs were enigmatic cats. Which cat isn't though? With the arrival of the Behemoths, these cats were tasked to slay them. As expected from cats that were unsealed from isolation, they were always learning about this new world. So, these beast slayers could use downtime for this new holiday. That's why we bring you to this mismatched house they call home..
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The Behemoth Slayers sat down at a long dinner table, cracks covered neatly by the crimson dinnercloth. Everyone was hungry, waiting for Exorcist to finish the meal. Haniwa Cat got to chewing on the assorted cutlery already. Mushroom Cat got uneasy by the glances others gave him.
Most were expecting Exorcist was making an elaborate five star feast. Exorcist takes pride in being the chef of the family, considering how some cats can't be trusted in the kitchen isn'tthatrightcourier. They didn't bother trying to rush Exorcist, they knew they would get a "you can't rush perfection!" type comment.
Courier's stomach growled. He hasn't eaten anything besides a small lunch. Even though he was famished, he didn't want that to dull the night. Being the host he is, he tapped the rim of his painted glass with his spoon.
"Attention everyone! I know Exorcist is putting lotsa time into our Givingthanks food, but lets try to distract ourselves. How's our new pals?"
"Huh huh! I luv friends! I luv you!!!"
Mushroom hugged Haniwa. The statue hugged back, a little awkward.
"Ducky likes you too! Honk honk!"
Supercar pushed the horn of his vehicle, making the duck screech the souls of the damned. Silence reigned once more, before being broken by stomach growling.
"Was that you, Surgeon?"
"Yeah, because I'm frigging starving and that priest won't serve us food!"
Surgeon banged on the table angrily. Courier had to think of a plan to make everyone happy, and FAST. Luckily, Gas Mask offered a solution.
"For God's sake, check up on Exorcist, anyone! Cactus! Go see him! Gobbles don't take this long to cook!"
"Mewn! Of course! Maybe his Gobble will MEAT our expectations!"
Cactus toddled off cheerfully while everyone groaned.
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Exorcist hacked over the black smoke rising out of the oven. Exorcist took out a tray of burnt meat which looked like charcoal more than anything. Exorcist sobbed, Cactus tugging on Exorcist's apron.
"Another Gobble, ruined!"
Cactus looked around in the fridge. Milk, myster brown stuff, leftover stew.. aha! Some SLOTH was saved in the freezer.
"Can't you make some Behemoth meat? It's your top recipe!"
Cactus toddled onto the counter. She pulled out Exorcist's cookbook. He flipped past chapter after chapter, stopping on a lilac colored paper.
"Look! You can cook some FOLIVORIAN filets instead!"
Exorcist pondered, brainstorming how he could prepare it.
"I suppose so.. thank you Cactus."
Cactus got a pat on his face. It sounds awkward, but thats the only place without spikes. Cactus meowed appreciatively, before leaving out of the kitchen.
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"So, whats up with everyone?"
Courier made an attempt at starting more conversation. The silence was deafening.
"Me and Armoured Firefly are migrating to the same place soon. We'll leave around December."
Catarzan nudged the cricket cat on his left. Firefly glew defensively, still in full armor.
"Ooh! Me and Raquet Cat went shopping!"
Supercar perked up. Catarzan retorted back, disgusted by the idea like it was a crime.
"How about we don't bring up the cat the begins with R? On second thought, where is she? Only asking because she didn't say something totally obnoxious."
"Be nice! I heard she was busy, maybe with a game."
Surgeon fidgeted with her paws, giving the wild cat a slight glare.
"Oh well, I wanted all the new slayers to come, but she can do whatever she wants."
Courier Cat's ears drooped a little. He played with his painted cup.
Cactus came back to her seat. Everyone looked over to hear what happened in the kitchen. Cactus preened her multicolored flowers.
"Exorcist is almost done! He's preparing his speciality!!"
All the cats rejoiced! That put them in a good mood.
This seems like a cozy get-together, yes? Not bad for some outsiders. Unfortunately, it all goes downhill from here.
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//Happy Thanksgiving folks! I will be posting a Part 2, I'm just not in the mood.//
