Aug 10, 2025
Valandil: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Isildur: Bro, it’s just a dream. Valandil: Ha, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Isildur: You wouldn’t? Valandil: I mean, unless you want-
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Valandil: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Isildur: Bro, it’s just a dream. Valandil: Ha, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Isildur: You wouldn’t? Valandil: I mean, unless you want-
⛵🌊 Númetober Day 27: A Númebros moment: for Valandil and/or Ontamo ⛵🌊
"Seen enough battle for a week?" "More like a whole lifetime." That *would* be the battle he'd see for a lifetime, because...because...😭😭😭😭.
And his betrothed Mairen was left behind to grieve and redirect her life from there (she's there in an almost "blink and you'll miss it" moment, but she *is* there). She embodies those left behind to do just that, pick themselves up and continue living after war takes those they love.
And Valandil wouldn't see more battle either....😭😭😭😭. He stood up to (the absolute worst) Kemen but ~ because he listened to Elendil ~ stayed his hand. Only to be slain by the one on whom he took pity.
I am very sorry for the sad. Brb gonna go crash out 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Minor Characters: Mairen (with Ontamo) // played by Ella Hope-Higginson and Anthony Crum
for @aadmelioraa and @elrondsscribe. inspired by this fic by @wizardheart83
shoutout to @makalauriels for coining the term "númebros," it makes me smile every time
Númenórean blue and gold (sea and sand).
Part 2 in a series on the colours of Númenór.
Isildur: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!
Ontamo: *giggling*
Valandil: oh my goooood
Isildur: HER SISTER. WAS A WITCH. RIGHT???? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER???!!!
Isildur: A PRINCESS!!!
Valandil: [barges into class one day and starts unexpectedly making out with Isildur, who is completely in shock by this] Ontamo: Wow, so this is happening. [Valandil and Isildur then break away as the latter gasps for air] Valandil: [beat] Yep, I'm gay.
Valandil: I wrote Isildur a letter telling him how I feel. Ontamo: That's progress! Valandil: I tore it up and flushed it. Ontamo: Ugh. Valandil: It's still progress.